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Oct. 5th, 2012 03:09 amme: I am way past meaning to sleep and still have SO MUCH TO DO. But I was thinking about you today, and so had to talk to my dom.
Also, [girlperson] says you should kick [Dom's roommate] out.
Dom: It is really REALLY tempting at times.
me: [girlperson] says so.
[girlperson] can beat you up.
She now has crazy [redacted] powers, too.
Dom: The money helps make things easier. And the fun part of booting him out would make gaming shit odd I'm sure :/
me: [girlperson] SAYS SO
I CONCUR
Dom: Not that easy!
me: BLAME THE WIMMINS
Dom: Pfft Now if it was [Dom's chicky] and she was moving in to take his place... Yeah, gone.
me: There ya go!
Wait, you're buggering [Dom's roommate]?
"take his place"
Dom: Hell fucking no. I have standards.
Take his place as in "live with me" durpy
me: Right, now it all makes more sense.
You just wait until he passes out, don't you?
Dom: Oh yeah. Nothing gets my dick hard like a blackout drunk fat sweaty man. Uh huh. Totally.
me: You know this has to go into livejournal now, right?
Dom: It would get me more fat drunk man-ass on Craigslist.
Also, [girlperson] says you should kick [Dom's roommate] out.
Dom: It is really REALLY tempting at times.
me: [girlperson] says so.
[girlperson] can beat you up.
She now has crazy [redacted] powers, too.
Dom: The money helps make things easier. And the fun part of booting him out would make gaming shit odd I'm sure :/
me: [girlperson] SAYS SO
I CONCUR
Dom: Not that easy!
me: BLAME THE WIMMINS
Dom: Pfft Now if it was [Dom's chicky] and she was moving in to take his place... Yeah, gone.
me: There ya go!
Wait, you're buggering [Dom's roommate]?
"take his place"
Dom: Hell fucking no. I have standards.
Take his place as in "live with me" durpy
me: Right, now it all makes more sense.
You just wait until he passes out, don't you?
Dom: Oh yeah. Nothing gets my dick hard like a blackout drunk fat sweaty man. Uh huh. Totally.
me: You know this has to go into livejournal now, right?
Dom: It would get me more fat drunk man-ass on Craigslist.
HAVE SOME DOM CHAT.
Oct. 5th, 2009 11:34 pmDom: It is odd how caffeine affects things.
eris: It is a drug.
Dom: Your face is a drug
eris: Is that why you lick my face, then?
PLEASE DO NOT SNORT MY FACE.
Dom: Actually... I'm gonna inject your face between my toes
eris: That is one of the more distressing things I've ever heard/seen you say.
And I've known you since you were 16. So, that's impressive.
Dom: I'm upping my game baby
eris: No shit.
I'm probably going to livejournal that.
Been a while since I've posted Dom quotes.
Dom: I'm gonna post a picture of my penis one pixel at a time to LJ, along with the coordinates for where the pixel goes. And after a few years you can put it all together to see DomWang.
eris: I would be very impressed if you did that.
Dom: Holy shit. A 320/320 picture would take over 280 years to post. heh
64/64 would be over 11 years.
eris: At what rate of posting?
Dom: One pixel a day.
I could speed it up doing it hourly.
eris: Set up an automated posting program to do one pixel an hour.
Dom: That would be a lot of programing for just my penis.
eris: It is a drug.
Dom: Your face is a drug
eris: Is that why you lick my face, then?
PLEASE DO NOT SNORT MY FACE.
Dom: Actually... I'm gonna inject your face between my toes
eris: That is one of the more distressing things I've ever heard/seen you say.
And I've known you since you were 16. So, that's impressive.
Dom: I'm upping my game baby
eris: No shit.
I'm probably going to livejournal that.
Been a while since I've posted Dom quotes.
Dom: I'm gonna post a picture of my penis one pixel at a time to LJ, along with the coordinates for where the pixel goes. And after a few years you can put it all together to see DomWang.
eris: I would be very impressed if you did that.
Dom: Holy shit. A 320/320 picture would take over 280 years to post. heh
64/64 would be over 11 years.
eris: At what rate of posting?
Dom: One pixel a day.
I could speed it up doing it hourly.
eris: Set up an automated posting program to do one pixel an hour.
Dom: That would be a lot of programing for just my penis.
FUCKING EVERYWHERE
Apr. 24th, 2007 11:23 ameris: I walked to the store and got packing tape, a fat sharpie and more crampy drugZ.
DOM: Did you stab any hobos on the way there and back?
eris: There weren't any around, sadly.
DOM: Isn't that always the case? But you leave the house without your hobo-shank and they are FUCKING EVERYWHERE
eris: SRSLY
DOM: Did you stab any hobos on the way there and back?
eris: There weren't any around, sadly.
DOM: Isn't that always the case? But you leave the house without your hobo-shank and they are FUCKING EVERYWHERE
eris: SRSLY
eris: YAY LEAF BLOWER GUY RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DOOR, JUST WHAT I WANTED.
DOM: MAYBE HE'S ONE OF THOSE SEXY MUSCULAR LATION GUYS AND WILL KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND BE ALL "AM I BLOWING TOO LOUD?" AND YOU'LL SAY "NO, I'LL SHOW YOU LOUD BLOWING." AND PORN MUSIC KICKS IN AND YOU TEAR OFF HIS TIGHT JEANS FREEING HIS THROBBING MEAT STICK FROM ITS DENIM PRISON AND WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND IT AND SUCK IT DEEP!
DOM: That was supposed to be Latino at the start. Not Laotin or anything.
eris: HAH
DOM: It could happen. You never know!
eris: no thx
DOM: He'd be sporting a foot and a half of olive skinned schlong!
DOM: He'd use it to ring your doorbell, and shake your hand... and unclog the drain, then knock a kitten out of a tree.
eris: uck
DOM: UBERCOCK MUST SAVE KITTY!
DOM: You're expecting me to believe you don't love ubercock?
eris: Can't talk, busy pasting you.
DOM: hehe
DOM: MAYBE HE'S ONE OF THOSE SEXY MUSCULAR LATION GUYS AND WILL KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND BE ALL "AM I BLOWING TOO LOUD?" AND YOU'LL SAY "NO, I'LL SHOW YOU LOUD BLOWING." AND PORN MUSIC KICKS IN AND YOU TEAR OFF HIS TIGHT JEANS FREEING HIS THROBBING MEAT STICK FROM ITS DENIM PRISON AND WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND IT AND SUCK IT DEEP!
DOM: That was supposed to be Latino at the start. Not Laotin or anything.
eris: HAH
DOM: It could happen. You never know!
eris: no thx
DOM: He'd be sporting a foot and a half of olive skinned schlong!
DOM: He'd use it to ring your doorbell, and shake your hand... and unclog the drain, then knock a kitten out of a tree.
eris: uck
DOM: UBERCOCK MUST SAVE KITTY!
DOM: You're expecting me to believe you don't love ubercock?
eris: Can't talk, busy pasting you.
DOM: hehe
eris: I AM EAT OF THE YOGURT PEOPLES NOW
DOM!: TO MAKE WITH THE PUNCHING FRUIT DRINK REFRESH I GO!
eris: ieatitwithaforkcauseicoudln'tfindspoooooon
DOM!: FORKYOGURT!
eris: YES
eris: AH, and now shirt yogurt, clumsy eris
eris: Something is terribly exciting about my yougurt, to the cat, she keeps trying to look at it.
eris: Ears keep popping up around me.
DOM!: Give the yogurt to the cat.
eris: no
eris: my yogurt.
DOM!: CAT DEMANDS YOGURT
eris: ITISMYLASTONE
DOM!: GURT FOR CAT!
eris: NO
DOM!: CATGURT
eris: MYGURT
DOM!: TO MAKE WITH THE PUNCHING FRUIT DRINK REFRESH I GO!
eris: ieatitwithaforkcauseicoudln'tfindspoooooon
DOM!: FORKYOGURT!
eris: YES
eris: AH, and now shirt yogurt, clumsy eris
eris: Something is terribly exciting about my yougurt, to the cat, she keeps trying to look at it.
eris: Ears keep popping up around me.
DOM!: Give the yogurt to the cat.
eris: no
eris: my yogurt.
DOM!: CAT DEMANDS YOGURT
eris: ITISMYLASTONE
DOM!: GURT FOR CAT!
eris: NO
DOM!: CATGURT
eris: MYGURT
eris: Hey dude http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxl72VRPWmg
DOM!: What...
DOM!: TEH
DOM!: Fuck
eris: IT'S GAY PIMP
DOM!: A Pimp Named Bareback?
eris: Found gay pimp through bufumufu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrZ2a_b5QQ4
eris: BUFUMUFU
DOM!: Teh intrawebz R full of ghey
eris: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE GAY
DOM!: Can't stop... the cock
DOM!: CAN'T STOP THE COCK
eris: UNSTOPPABLE
DOM!: HEY COCKBABY! WANNA GAY UP WITH US?
DOM!: What...
DOM!: TEH
DOM!: Fuck
eris: IT'S GAY PIMP
DOM!: A Pimp Named Bareback?
eris: Found gay pimp through bufumufu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrZ2a_b5QQ4
eris: BUFUMUFU
DOM!: Teh intrawebz R full of ghey
eris: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE GAY
DOM!: Can't stop... the cock
DOM!: CAN'T STOP THE COCK
eris: UNSTOPPABLE
DOM!: HEY COCKBABY! WANNA GAY UP WITH US?
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Jul. 5th, 2006 01:32 amDOM!: OMFG! FLYING PENIS!
eris: *ducks*
DOM!: They are butt-seeking
eris: *deletes her butt*
DOM!: How are you gonna POOP!?
DOM!: OH EMM EFF GEE!
eris: Girls don't poop
DOM!: Then... how do they fake all that german poo porn?
eris: Full-blooded german girls, do poo.
DOM!: Ahhh
DOM!: They are bred just for poo porn?
eris: Yes.
DOM!: So, what do non-german girls do instead of poo?
eris: Solid waste is processed magically into a rose-scented gas.
DOM!: Ahh.
DOM!: Nate says your rose scented gas is a secret and a lie.
eris: Nate is a dirty, dirty whore, and cannot be trusted.
eris: *ducks*
DOM!: They are butt-seeking
eris: *deletes her butt*
DOM!: How are you gonna POOP!?
DOM!: OH EMM EFF GEE!
eris: Girls don't poop
DOM!: Then... how do they fake all that german poo porn?
eris: Full-blooded german girls, do poo.
DOM!: Ahhh
DOM!: They are bred just for poo porn?
eris: Yes.
DOM!: So, what do non-german girls do instead of poo?
eris: Solid waste is processed magically into a rose-scented gas.
DOM!: Ahh.
DOM!: Nate says your rose scented gas is a secret and a lie.
eris: Nate is a dirty, dirty whore, and cannot be trusted.
i heard a rumor from my friend, the kitty which whomps
that today was haiku day
in the interest of this alleged haiku day
i shall repost the glory which is dom haiku
once again to clarify
giblin and troy were co-workers
not possibly some erstwhile tv or net celeb
just peoples
NO LJ-CUT FOR YOU!!!
that today was haiku day
in the interest of this alleged haiku day
i shall repost the glory which is dom haiku
once again to clarify
giblin and troy were co-workers
not possibly some erstwhile tv or net celeb
just peoples
NO LJ-CUT FOR YOU!!!
Hand-job, begging, please
Like a dope fiend, searing pain
Free me with fingers
Hand-job, Oh sweet bliss
Frantic fingers fondle me
Pain! Blood! Clip your nails!
Unf unf unf unf unf
Unf unf unf Hand-job unf unf
Unf unf unf unf unf
Blitzaffegottuhr
Das ist nicht mein baume
Hand-job fur immer
What job do hands do?
Wrist add-ons? Finger holder?
No! Phallus massage!
Penis meet Fingers
Fingers make it euphoric
Like Ravers on E
Dancing of digits
Frolicking fleshy courtship
Hand me a tissue
Delicate skin lute
Pluck me a sweet serenade
Music to my groin
Silent, stealthily
From shadows, strike without fail
Ninja Hand-Job Man
Heaven-sent caress
Divine and omnipotent
Manhood praises hands
Horrible movie
The worst gay porn ever made
Oh crap! It stars me!
Majestic penis
Noble and brave. Strong and proud.
I beat you with rocks.
Suxor my penis
Now you saucy bitch! Do it!
No, please do not bite.
Will you poop on me?
Please? I would gladly pay you.
Hey! Dibs on the corn!
Scrotum Soccer! Joy!
Fledgling player makes the shot...
Ejaculation!
Someone stalks giblin...
I could not guess why they would...
Did he pay them to?
My brain is hurting.
giblin makes me write haiku...
Else he won't spank me.
Rectal Platypus
He is what dreams are made of...
Naughty dreams... wet dreams...
I am Super Gay!
Behold my Llama of Doom!
I come for you Troy!
Coffee kills babies!
At least it does in Sweden
Evil Swedish Coffee!
Mystical Eggplant...
Give me your magic powers!
Crap. Now I'm purple.
Delicate fragrance...
From where does it come? From there!
Damn you Mongoloid!
Bumpy and red friends.
Dancing on my skin with glee.
I call them "Happies"
giblin is mighty.
Strong and powerful, however...
He hits like a girl.
My left hand is gay.
Sorry about your pants sir.
Restraining order?
I sit at my desk,
However I have no pants.
Casual Friday!
Chaos and hand-job.
They are both two syllables...
Coincidence? No.
Woman on YaHoo...
She looks like Ron Jeremy...
giblin is in love.
Restroom at my work
Fruity air-freshener... like...
Pissed on Fruit Loops.
See that Has-Mat suit?
It protects me from toxins...
Like... Ron Jeremy.
Leet Haiku skillz yo!
Funky fresh five seven five!
Word up syllable!
Plastic bag holds cat...
See it smile? It is content.
No... wait... it is dead.
in which eris pastes IM snippets
May. 7th, 2005 10:36 pmeris: i sent pictures of my feet to an advert wanting foot fetish models
DOM: Can I jizz on your feet?
eris: sure, if you pay me
eris: my feet are dirty dirty whores who'll do anything for money
DOM: Can I pay you in admiration and respect?
eris: BAHAHAHA
eris: i mean, no
DOM: Damn.
DOM: How about pieces of twine, a gopher, and three bottle caps?
eris: no
DOM: Ummm... damn
DOM: Can I jizz on your feet?
eris: sure, if you pay me
eris: my feet are dirty dirty whores who'll do anything for money
DOM: Can I pay you in admiration and respect?
eris: BAHAHAHA
eris: i mean, no
DOM: Damn.
DOM: How about pieces of twine, a gopher, and three bottle caps?
eris: no
DOM: Ummm... damn
eris: the plush mono turned out to be way cuter in person than it is in pictures
eris: it's about the size of a softball
DOM: Cool. That means I can easily fit it in my ass! Hooha
eris: yipe!
eris: not mine!
DOM : YES!
DOM: PUT IT IN MY BUTT!
DOM: BUUUUUUUUUTT
eris: NO
eris: it's about the size of a softball
DOM: Cool. That means I can easily fit it in my ass! Hooha
eris: yipe!
eris: not mine!
DOM : YES!
DOM: PUT IT IN MY BUTT!
DOM: BUUUUUUUUUTT
eris: NO
spanky> and then we moved in, and I fell in love with his taint and several of his anal warts.
eris> dom is not the scary
spanky> not at all.
spanky> but you wouldn't know it right away.
eris> we loves our dom
spanky> or I wouldn't. and didn't
spanky> we loves him goooood
eris> dom is not the scary
spanky> not at all.
spanky> but you wouldn't know it right away.
eris> we loves our dom
spanky> or I wouldn't. and didn't
spanky> we loves him goooood
irc goodness
Jul. 8th, 2003 03:59 pmN00dleBoy> Spanky! I demand you turn into a girl, move in with me, and then make my life complete!
spanky> how would that make your life complete?
spanky> I will already suck your cock
N00dleBoy> Because I'd have someone to have sex with other than my hands, and we could play video games together when we weren't fornicating!
spanky> and WHILE we were.
N00dleBoy> Ummm... thanks but no thanks. No man lips on my wang thank you very much.
N00dleBoy> Heh... That's an amusing mental image
N00dleBoy> "Move your head, it's blocking the screen!"
spanky> how would that make your life complete?
spanky> I will already suck your cock
N00dleBoy> Because I'd have someone to have sex with other than my hands, and we could play video games together when we weren't fornicating!
spanky> and WHILE we were.
N00dleBoy> Ummm... thanks but no thanks. No man lips on my wang thank you very much.
N00dleBoy> Heh... That's an amusing mental image
N00dleBoy> "Move your head, it's blocking the screen!"
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n00dleboy recently posted all of his haiku that use to be on the holycrapitslate.com site, but that site is no morehowever http://www.houseofboo.com is still around and it is much nifty
but no n00dle haiku
he used a cut, I WILL NOT, YOU MUST BASK IN THE GLORY OF DOM HAIKU
btw, giblin was a co-worker
Hand-job, begging, please
Like a dope fiend, searing pain
Free me with fingers
Hand-job, Oh sweet bliss
Frantic fingers fondle me
Pain! Blood! Clip your nails!
Unf unf unf unf unf
Unf unf unf Hand-job unf unf
Unf unf unf unf unf
Blitzaffegottuhr
Das ist nicht mein baume
Hand-job fur immer
What job do hands do?
Wrist add-ons? Finger holder?
No! Phallus massage!
Penis meet Fingers
Fingers make it euphoric
Like Ravers on E
Dancing of digits
Frolicking fleshy courtship
Hand me a tissue
Delicate skin lute
Pluck me a sweet serenade
Music to my groin
Silent, stealthily
From shadows, strike without fail
Ninja Hand-Job Man
Heaven-sent caress
Divine and omnipotent
Manhood praises hands
Horrible movie
The worst gay porn ever made
Oh crap! It stars me!
Majestic penis
Noble and brave. Strong and proud.
I beat you with rocks.
Suxor my penis
Now you saucy bitch! Do it!
No, please do not bite.
Will you poop on me?
Please? I would gladly pay you.
Hey! Dibs on the corn!
Scrotum Soccer! Joy!
Fledgling player makes the shot...
Ejaculation!
Someone stalks giblin...
I could not guess why they would...
Did he pay them to?
My brain is hurting.
giblin makes me write haiku...
Else he won't spank me.
Rectal Platypus
He is what dreams are made of...
Naughty dreams... wet dreams...
I am Super Gay!
Behold my Llama of Doom!
I come for you Troy!
Coffee kills babies!
At least it does in Sweden
Evil Swedish Coffee!
Mystical Eggplant...
Give me your magic powers!
Crap. Now I'm purple.
Delicate fragrance...
From where does it come? From there!
Damn you Mongoloid!
Bumpy and red friends.
Dancing on my skin with glee.
I call them "Happies"
giblin is mighty.
Strong and powerful, however...
He hits like a girl.
My left hand is gay.
Sorry about your pants sir.
Restraining order?
I sit at my desk,
However I have no pants.
Casual Friday!
Chaos and hand-job.
They are both two syllables...
Coincidence? No.
Woman on YaHoo...
She looks like Ron Jeremy...
giblin is in love.
Restroom at my work
Fruity air-freshener... like...
Pissed on Fruit Loops.
See that Has-Mat suit?
It protects me from toxins...
Like... Ron Jeremy.
Leet Haiku skillz yo!
Funky fresh five seven five!
Word up syllable!
Plastic bag holds cat...
See it smile? It is content.
No... wait... it is dead.
n00dleboy You = retard!eris You = ASS MASTERn00dleboy You = jealous that I = ASS MASTEReris To: dom@chair.infrontof.computer.work.inreach.stockton.comFrom: eris@chair.infrontof.computer.home.sacramento.com
Subject: YOU ARE A
FAGGOT!!
(eris)
n00dleboy telnet: smtp.inreach.com:25helo inreach.com
mail from: dom@chair.in.front.of.workstation@work.com
rcpt to: eris@chair.in.front.of.computer@home.com
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subject: You = Fag
YOU = FAG
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eris ohmygoderis you did outtard me!n00dleboy I roxxor.
