Yeah Risque Yeah

In bed today, I
hear birds and dumptruck outside.
Wish this was a dream.

A book next to me,
I could read and drink some juice,
an excellent plan.

n00dleboy recently posted all of his haiku that use to be on the holycrapitslate.com site, but that site is no more
however http://www.houseofboo.com is still around and it is much nifty
but no n00dle haiku

he used a cut, I WILL NOT, YOU MUST BASK IN THE GLORY OF DOM HAIKU

btw, giblin was a co-worker


Hand-job, begging, please
Like a dope fiend, searing pain
Free me with fingers

Hand-job, Oh sweet bliss
Frantic fingers fondle me
Pain! Blood! Clip your nails!

Unf unf unf unf unf
Unf unf unf Hand-job unf unf
Unf unf unf unf unf

Blitzaffegottuhr
Das ist nicht mein baume
Hand-job fur immer

What job do hands do?
Wrist add-ons? Finger holder?
No! Phallus massage!

Penis meet Fingers
Fingers make it euphoric
Like Ravers on E

Dancing of digits
Frolicking fleshy courtship
Hand me a tissue

Delicate skin lute
Pluck me a sweet serenade
Music to my groin

Silent, stealthily
From shadows, strike without fail
Ninja Hand-Job Man

Heaven-sent caress
Divine and omnipotent
Manhood praises hands

Horrible movie
The worst gay porn ever made
Oh crap! It stars me!

Majestic penis
Noble and brave. Strong and proud.
I beat you with rocks.

Suxor my penis
Now you saucy bitch! Do it!
No, please do not bite.

Will you poop on me?
Please? I would gladly pay you.
Hey! Dibs on the corn!

Scrotum Soccer! Joy!
Fledgling player makes the shot...
Ejaculation!

Someone stalks giblin...
I could not guess why they would...
Did he pay them to?

My brain is hurting.
giblin makes me write haiku...
Else he won't spank me.

Rectal Platypus
He is what dreams are made of...
Naughty dreams... wet dreams...

I am Super Gay!
Behold my Llama of Doom!
I come for you Troy!

Coffee kills babies!
At least it does in Sweden
Evil Swedish Coffee!

Mystical Eggplant...
Give me your magic powers!
Crap. Now I'm purple.


Delicate fragrance...
From where does it come? From there!
Damn you Mongoloid!

Bumpy and red friends.
Dancing on my skin with glee.
I call them "Happies"

giblin is mighty.
Strong and powerful, however...
He hits like a girl.

My left hand is gay.
Sorry about your pants sir.
Restraining order?

I sit at my desk,
However I have no pants.
Casual Friday!

Chaos and hand-job.
They are both two syllables...
Coincidence? No.

Woman on YaHoo...
She looks like Ron Jeremy...
giblin is in love.

Restroom at my work
Fruity air-freshener... like...
Pissed on Fruit Loops.

See that Has-Mat suit?
It protects me from toxins...
Like... Ron Jeremy.

Leet Haiku skillz yo!
Funky fresh five seven five!
Word up syllable!

Plastic bag holds cat...
See it smile? It is content.
No... wait... it is dead.