hoveringsombrero | Entries tagged with curtis

I'm in the computer room, and Mary, my father's wife just walked by yelling to him.

Mary: "Curtis! Where's your wang machine?!"
Me: "Uh, did she just say WANG machine?"
Curtis: "... SCALE, she means the scale!"
Me: "OH! WeighING MACHINE!"

Hello, meet my father, Curtis:

Had girlperson and boyperson come meet Curtis and Mary and me for lunch,
I chose the Go Raw Cafe,
cause Curtis has a very restricted diet these days,
and I thought t'would be nifty for him to have lots of choices.

It was surprisingly tasty, but not very filling,
Then left the curtis and went on to BBQ,
tasty meats and beers to make up for the uber healthy food.

Stupid brain keeps trying really hard to stress about moving and OMG30,
but things are so ... nice? so nice I just don't have the words,
eriscan'ttypemushysorry.

Here, have my face also;

I just talked on the phone with my father,
as we were saying goodbye he said:
"Have a gay!"

I do believe he slurred "good day"
but I'm still highly entertained.