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Last night, after I'd come home from grocery shopping, the Joshman was being nice and putting it all away for me. As he got to the bag with my shampoo and conditioner, he picked the bottles up and the following exchange happened:

Josh: Hmmph, sometimes I forget you're a girl and need all this stuff for your hair.
eris: I have long hair!
Josh: You're a girl!
eris: When you had long hair, you used separate shampoo and conditioner.
Josh: Yeah, cuz I had long hair.
eris: I have long hair!
Josh: YOU'RE A GIRL.

"The wonder of life lies in its unpredictability. Each of our lives is irrevocably changed by the things we cannot have possibly forecast. We walk out of the door every morning to go to work or to class or even to the grocery store, and ninety-nine times out of a hundred we return without anything having happened that we will remember even a month in the future. On those days our lives are swept up in the banality of living, in the basic humdrum cadence of everyday existence. It is the other day, the magic day, for which we live."

"On this magic day our character becomes defined, our growth is accelerated, our emotional transitions are made. Sometimes, maybe once in a lifetime, there will be a string of these magic days, one after another, so full of life and change and challenge that we are completely transformed by the experience and our souls become suffused with boundless joy. During that time we are often overcome by the simple and incredible miracle of just being alive." (p. 92)

From Scrubs:

Carla :"It's all about hiding the crazy and ACTING like the most confident girl in the world."

I still had this page open as I was pasting things to J at work, after he mentioned he was getting looked at by bossman for giggling at his desk I ceased, but these two made me laugh, the first actually made me snicker uncontrollably for the better part of 5 minutes. Like I thought I was fine, then I'd look at it again and it'd hit me.

Chick on cell phone: My roommate was rolling a lint roller all over her head for like ten minutes and finally I was like: "What the fuck are you doing? You're gonna pull all your hair out!" ... Haha yeah... She threatened to kill me if I asked her any more questions... She probably watches me sleep.

Girl, wearing leather pants and high heels, pushing a cart containing D batteries, duct tape, and huge bag of rice, on cell: I don't know why he's so smug, I told him what I would do to him if I caught him again. [pause] Okay, well I've almost got everything I need, I'll be right over.

Quit your job.
Start a fight.
Prove you're alive.
If you don't claim your humanity, you will become a statistic.

You are checking up on a forum topic you started yesterday, when suddenly a Ravening N00b posts: "U R TEH GAY FAGOT!!!1"

I roll D20 to cast
STFU N00b!

Your STFU N00b roll fails!

Crap. Can I make a saving LOL?

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."

- Albert Einstein

Some funny bits found going back through my logs.

SCSi: the 'i' is for l33tness, not for gender
eris: the 'i' is for gayness
SCSi: omfg
SCSi: you know im not gay
eris: heee
eris: i only have rumors and hearsay
eris: i don't *know* firsthand that you're straight
SCSi: rumors?
SCSi: omfg
eris: hehe
SCSi: i like va-gee-gee
eris: and i'll take your word for it
eris: even though i'm confused at "va-gee-gee"

________________________

SCSi: i think im becoming a woman
SCSi: im about to blossom into womanhood
eris: heh
eris: that's frightening
SCSi: yup

________________________

SCSi: wooooo
SCSi: eatprotein!
eris: eatmyass!
SCSi: ok

________________________

eris: i'm painting my face
SCSi: with the shed lining of your uterus?
eris: hah, no
eris: drawing more like
SCSi: i think you've lost it
eris: that's implying i ever had "it"
eris: are you comfortable with that implication?
eris: ARE YOU?
SCSi: YES
SCSi: you were sane
SCSi: sorta
SCSi: back in stockton
SCSi: at the green jello party
SCSi: with your new teal carpet
eris: holy crap man, i'm more sane now than i ever was in stockon
SCSi: you're drawing on your face
SCSi: WITH THE LINING OF YOUR VAGINA
SCSi: dont lie

________________________

SCSi: CVS is a versioning system for source code
SCSi: I DONT BELIEVE YOU
SCSi: I SEE THROUGH YOUR STORTIES!
SCSi: AND I JUST MADE THAT WORD UP! STORTIES!
eris: hahaha
SCSi: yeah, i dispense drugs to people
SCSi: god help us, everyone

________________________

SCSi: it comes from the latin STORT which translates to "have sex with scsi"

SCSi: no, saying that i wanna spooge on a pickle slice and stick it to your forhead is random

eris: OMG MORE GUNS
King Hotpants: I KNOW OMG
eris: OMGWTFGUNS
King Hotpants: OMG OMG OMG
eris: OMGTACTICALKNIFE
King Hotpants: OMGHAX
King Hotpants: lol stfu nub
eris: hee.
King Hotpants: lawl
eris: One day you are going to wake up and all of your guns will have little speech bubble stickers on them which say "OMG GUN!"
King Hotpants: HA
eris: "OMG SHOTGUN"
King Hotpants: I may have to tag them all, now.
eris: "OMG BOOMSTICK"
King Hotpants: OMG RIFLE
King Hotpants: OMG HANDGUN
King Hotpants: SHOTGUN for the win bitches
eris: I just giggled and clapped like a retard. I rule.
King Hotpants: shotgun > *
King Hotpants: it's irrefutable.
King Hotpants: shotgun uber alles, ja.

eris: I.need.new.ink. Hook me up, man.
eris: I'm inkless, lacking ink, sadly uninked.
Karl: I have only done one tattoo it was a stick figure but It came out good
eris: OH no no.
eris: I don't think a level of drunk exists that would allow me to let you tattoo me.
eris: Possibly in some other extremely drunk dimension.
Karl: sorry
Karl: i am not a tattoo artist
eris: But you HAVE tattoos, see the connection, like If I wanted crack, and saw you with some, I'd say "hey man, hook me up."
eris: And you'd say "I just do it I don't sell it" and I'd say "BUT YOU GOT IT FROM SOMEWHERE DIDN'T YOU, DIPSHIT!"
Karl: i am not following you

Under Heaven all can see beauty as beauty only because there is ugliness.
All can know good as good only because there is evil.
Therefore having and not having arise together.
Difficult and easy complement each other.
Long and short contrast with each other;
High and low rest upon each other;
Voice and sound harmonize each other;
Front and back follow one another.
Therefore the sage goes about doing nothing, teaching no talking.
The ten thousand things rise and fall without cease,
creating, yet not possessing, working, yet not taking credit, work is done, then forgotten.
Therefore it lasts forever.

"Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."
Hunter S. Thompson

"My mother says it's ok to talk to lesbians because they take good care of their pets and have a can-do attitude!"

but saying frozen black mucky soil with a permanently frozen subsoil, with a dominant vegetation of mosses, lichens, herbs, and dwarf shrubs of a lake,

seems wrong somehow

"she wanted us to jump into that goddamn frozen tundra of a lake"

eris: "cheese imbedded."

peanut: "cheese imbedded! what the hell?"

eris: "the tv just said it"

peanut: "cheese imbedded ... are you sure?"

eris: "yup!"

peanut: "uh huh ... riiiiight"

eris: i sent pictures of my feet to an advert wanting foot fetish models
DOM: Can I jizz on your feet?
eris: sure, if you pay me
eris: my feet are dirty dirty whores who'll do anything for money
DOM: Can I pay you in admiration and respect?
eris: BAHAHAHA
eris: i mean, no
DOM: Damn.
DOM: How about pieces of twine, a gopher, and three bottle caps?
eris: no
DOM: Ummm... damn

i almost choked myself with sudden laughter
peanut just said:

"I don't consider myself "emo", I'm just a whiny complainly little bastard"

eris: the plush mono turned out to be way cuter in person than it is in pictures
eris: it's about the size of a softball
DOM: Cool. That means I can easily fit it in my ass! Hooha
eris: yipe!
eris: not mine!
DOM : YES!
DOM: PUT IT IN MY BUTT!
DOM: BUUUUUUUUUTT
eris: NO

always i do when they travel

spanky: I've got to go cancel our Internet now. Bye miss eris!
eris: :( bye bye spanky, be safe, take many pictures, don't forget your towel
spanky: ;)
<3
*** "spanky bebop" signed off at Mon May 02 07:44:03 2005.

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Entries tagged with quotes

But you're a girl!

CRADLE - Arthur C. Clarke

AND YOU WONDER WHY I HAVE ISSUES WHEN THE TV TELLS ME THINGS LIKE THIS.

from overheardeverywhere.com

about to try whole wheat twirly pasta

Trolls & flame-wars RPG

Used as one of my away messages.

Classic SCSi

What now?

SHOTGUN for the win, bitches!

I'm on a roll today.

TAO TE CHING

...

Stewart!

maybe a metaphor?

heh

in which eris pastes IM snippets

!!

WARNING! not for insertion into dom's rectum

I worry.