Yeah Risque Yeah

SCSi: !!!PREPARE FOR SEXUAL HARRASSING TRANSMISSION ON PHONE!!!
SCSi: i want to shove pears in your buttocks
SCSi: !!!END SEUXAL HARRASSING TRANSMISSION!!!
eris: OMG I'M SO OFFENDED
SCSi: !!!PREPARE FOR SNARKY REMARK TRANSMISSION!!!
SCSi: so was the pear
SCSi: !!!END SNARKY REMARK TRANSMISSION!!!

Some funny bits found going back through my logs.

SCSi: the 'i' is for l33tness, not for gender
eris: the 'i' is for gayness
SCSi: omfg
SCSi: you know im not gay
eris: heee
eris: i only have rumors and hearsay
eris: i don't *know* firsthand that you're straight 
SCSi: rumors?
SCSi: omfg
eris: hehe
SCSi: i like va-gee-gee
eris: and i'll take your word for it
eris: even though i'm confused at "va-gee-gee"

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SCSi: i think im becoming a woman
SCSi: im about to blossom into womanhood
eris: heh
eris: that's frightening
SCSi: yup

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SCSi: wooooo
SCSi: eatprotein!
eris: eatmyass!
SCSi: ok

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eris: i'm painting my face
SCSi: with the shed lining of your uterus?
eris: hah, no
eris: drawing more like
SCSi: i think you've lost it
eris: that's implying i ever had "it"
eris: are you comfortable with that implication?
eris: ARE YOU?
SCSi: YES
SCSi: you were sane
SCSi: sorta
SCSi: back in stockton
SCSi: at the green jello party
SCSi: with your new teal carpet
eris: holy crap man, i'm more sane now than i ever was in stockon
SCSi: you're drawing on your face
SCSi: WITH THE LINING OF YOUR VAGINA
SCSi: dont lie

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SCSi: CVS is a versioning system for source code
SCSi: I DONT BELIEVE YOU
SCSi: I SEE THROUGH YOUR STORTIES!
SCSi: AND I JUST MADE THAT WORD UP! STORTIES!
eris: hahaha
SCSi: yeah, i dispense drugs to people
SCSi: god help us, everyone

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SCSi: it comes from the latin STORT which translates to "have sex with scsi"

eris: look at me, all social
SCSi: no shit
SCSi: thats scary
eris: heehee
SCSi: you on drugs woman?
eris: I CAN BE SOCIAL!
eris: i'm fun, people like me!
SCSi: you just keep on saying that to yourself, and one day it might come true
SCSi: haaaa!!
SCSi: im just jelous