in which eris pastes IM snippets

[hoveringsombrero]

eris: i sent pictures of my feet to an advert wanting foot fetish models
DOM: Can I jizz on your feet?
eris: sure, if you pay me
eris: my feet are dirty dirty whores who'll do anything for money
DOM: Can I pay you in admiration and respect?
eris: BAHAHAHA
eris: i mean, no
DOM: Damn.
DOM: How about pieces of twine, a gopher, and three bottle caps?
eris: no
DOM: Ummm... damn