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[hoveringsombrero]

me: I am way past meaning to sleep and still have SO MUCH TO DO. But I was thinking about you today, and so had to talk to my dom.
Also, [girlperson] says you should kick [Dom's roommate] out.

Dom: It is really REALLY tempting at times.

me: [girlperson] says so.
[girlperson] can beat you up.
She now has crazy [redacted] powers, too.

Dom: The money helps make things easier. And the fun part of booting him out would make gaming shit odd I'm sure :/

me: [girlperson] SAYS SO
I CONCUR

Dom: Not that easy!

me: BLAME THE WIMMINS

Dom: Pfft Now if it was [Dom's chicky] and she was moving in to take his place... Yeah, gone.

me: There ya go!
Wait, you're buggering [Dom's roommate]?
"take his place"

Dom: Hell fucking no. I have standards.
Take his place as in "live with me" durpy

me: Right, now it all makes more sense.
You just wait until he passes out, don't you?

Dom: Oh yeah. Nothing gets my dick hard like a blackout drunk fat sweaty man. Uh huh. Totally.

me: You know this has to go into livejournal now, right?

Dom: It would get me more fat drunk man-ass on Craigslist.