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[hoveringsombrero]

eris: YAY LEAF BLOWER GUY RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DOOR, JUST WHAT I WANTED.
DOM: MAYBE HE'S ONE OF THOSE SEXY MUSCULAR LATION GUYS AND WILL KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND BE ALL "AM I BLOWING TOO LOUD?" AND YOU'LL SAY "NO, I'LL SHOW YOU LOUD BLOWING." AND PORN MUSIC KICKS IN AND YOU TEAR OFF HIS TIGHT JEANS FREEING HIS THROBBING MEAT STICK FROM ITS DENIM PRISON AND WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND IT AND SUCK IT DEEP!
DOM: That was supposed to be Latino at the start. Not Laotin or anything.
eris: HAH
DOM: It could happen. You never know!
eris: no thx
DOM: He'd be sporting a foot and a half of olive skinned schlong!
DOM: He'd use it to ring your doorbell, and shake your hand... and unclog the drain, then knock a kitten out of a tree.
eris: uck
DOM: UBERCOCK MUST SAVE KITTY!
DOM: You're expecting me to believe you don't love ubercock?
eris: Can't talk, busy pasting you.
DOM: hehe