You gotta beat your ice cream.

On Friday night just filthykitten and I went out to Chili's.
In this video she shows me the proper way to break through a hard candy shell.


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No clue in the boat!

I keep seeing this boat in parking lot where I have been most weekends,
once drunk I insisted that it must have a clue in.
Cause it's the only thing lit up in that corner.
That's one of the ways they draw your attention to important things in video games.

I'm muttering and the sound is far from awesome,
the transcript of what I'm muttering below video:

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I think there's a clue in the boat,
like a video game.
He says there are monsters in the boat.

But see? It's lit up.
Rest the parking lot all dark.

I don't think there are any monsters in the boat.
Bouncy picture,
no such thing as a steadycam rig for a tiny digital camera.
It's like a mummy boat,

Now how am I suppose to tell if there's a clue in there?
Cause it's totally ...
Walk up to it and press "a"?
Life is not a video game

cries himself to sleep on his giant pillow

Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man.
She was a thief, you got to believe,
she stole my heart and my cat.
Judy,
Betty,
Josie and those hot Pussycats...
they made me horny, on Saturday morning...
girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins...
I want to to be Betty's Barney.
Jane... get me off this crazy thing...
called love.

What.

Apparently I have I AM A PROSTITUTE,
written somewhere on my okcupid profile,
I can't fathom what prompts someone,
to write things like this to someone they've never even spoken to,
much less met.

From: PleasureGiver84 (9 Miles Away)
To: erispie
Date: Yesterday, 5:44pm
Subject: Hello.

Hello,

I want to have casual sex with you, and would gladly pay for the opportunity.

I love giving women pleasure, playing sensuous games, and cuddling for hours.

If we were to meet up, I would give you a full body rub, try a few oral and manual techniques on you that are sure to make you have an exhilerating orgasm, make love to you, and hold you until you couldn't stand it anymore.

I hope to hear from you soon,
- Vick

P.S. Your belly is the sexiest thing Ive ever seen.

...

Whisky.Tango.Foxtrot.

Whatever.
carrots are food, yes?
yes.

YAY!

YAY! I have fixed the audio out of sync issue that happens after I upload to youtube.
So I'm resizing, deleting existing copy on youtube, and then reuploading.

The videos were originally in the size suggested by youtube, even though it makes it a little bigger,
biut if I save in 640x480 then somehow it is able to make it smaller for youtube,
without fucking up my audio.

Did I mention; YAY!?

Hello revisited.

This is the same silly video I uploaded before,
but I fixed the audio sync issue
and just finished deleted and replacing all videos on youtube.


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So that is the fixed version,
an edited together, slightly funnier one of outtakes will follow.