What.

Sep. 26th, 2006 12:14 pm
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Apparently I have I AM A PROSTITUTE,
written somewhere on my okcupid profile,
I can't fathom what prompts someone,
to write things like this to someone they've never even spoken to,
much less met.



From: PleasureGiver84 (9 Miles Away)
To: erispie
Date: Yesterday, 5:44pm
Subject: Hello.

Hello,

I want to have casual sex with you, and would gladly pay for the opportunity.

I love giving women pleasure, playing sensuous games, and cuddling for hours.

If we were to meet up, I would give you a full body rub, try a few oral and manual techniques on you that are sure to make you have an exhilerating orgasm, make love to you, and hold you until you couldn't stand it anymore.

I hope to hear from you soon,
- Vick

P.S. Your belly is the sexiest thing Ive ever seen.

Date: 2006-09-26 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scsi.livejournal.com
Man, that sounds like an advertisement for a day-spa.

Date: 2006-09-26 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ljnp4u.livejournal.com
He is right about one thing:

P.S. Your belly is the sexiest thing Ive ever seen.

LOL

Date: 2006-09-26 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tocard.livejournal.com
that last part was probbaly the only PERSONAL touch to that message.. He probably sent that out to every girl in the area that he found attractive.

There are some guys that use online dating sites to play #'s games. One girl probably will say "sure, sounds fun".

Date: 2006-09-26 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eris.livejournal.com
More like "Sure! sounds fun, HOW MUCH are you willing to pay?"

Date: 2006-09-27 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tocard.livejournal.com
hehehe good point...

probably... "How much?"

""

"Ok, for that... you'll get _______... AND I DON'T DO _______...!"

Fill in the blanks... :P

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