What.

Sep. 26th, 2006 12:14 pm
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Apparently I have I AM A PROSTITUTE,
written somewhere on my okcupid profile,
I can't fathom what prompts someone,
to write things like this to someone they've never even spoken to,
much less met.



From: PleasureGiver84 (9 Miles Away)
To: erispie
Date: Yesterday, 5:44pm
Subject: Hello.

Hello,

I want to have casual sex with you, and would gladly pay for the opportunity.

I love giving women pleasure, playing sensuous games, and cuddling for hours.

If we were to meet up, I would give you a full body rub, try a few oral and manual techniques on you that are sure to make you have an exhilerating orgasm, make love to you, and hold you until you couldn't stand it anymore.

I hope to hear from you soon,
- Vick

P.S. Your belly is the sexiest thing Ive ever seen.

Date: 2006-09-26 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eris.livejournal.com
More like "Sure! sounds fun, HOW MUCH are you willing to pay?"

Date: 2006-09-27 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tocard.livejournal.com
hehehe good point...

probably... "How much?"

""

"Ok, for that... you'll get _______... AND I DON'T DO _______...!"

Fill in the blanks... :P

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