No clue in the boat!

[hoveringsombrero]

I keep seeing this boat in parking lot where I have been most weekends,
once drunk I insisted that it must have a clue in.
Cause it's the only thing lit up in that corner.
That's one of the ways they draw your attention to important things in video games.

I'm muttering and the sound is far from awesome,
the transcript of what I'm muttering below video:

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I think there's a clue in the boat,
like a video game.
He says there are monsters in the boat.

But see? It's lit up.
Rest the parking lot all dark.

I don't think there are any monsters in the boat.
Bouncy picture,
no such thing as a steadycam rig for a tiny digital camera.
It's like a mummy boat,

Now how am I suppose to tell if there's a clue in there?
Cause it's totally ...
Walk up to it and press "a"?
Life is not a video game