!!!!!

nadin> can you give me a back rub?
eris> are you hitting on me?
nadin> hmm ahhhh nooo
* eris eyes you
* nadin blushes

well hello there mister bear

i'm being good so The Management has let me out of my cage for now.

i decided that being obsessed about telling as little as possible is just as bad as being obsessed with telling as much as possible.
so i'm just going to talk about whatever i'm comfortable with.
of course, even tho a certain mexican doesn't deserve it, i will respect boundaries.
this either makes me a dumbass or a nice person to a fault.

let's go with dumbass and leave it at that, shall we?

i am trying very hard to be stronger than all of this, but so far it just keeps getting worse, it's become almost comical, to the point of if i were talking about all the details i would probably begin leaving things out at this point because it's just too much and hardly believable.

so yeah, either it keeps getting worse and literally kills me or i continue existing till it stops getting worse. yes.

moving on.....
so i'm making a list (checkin it twice, ahhh shut up!), my place is a serious dump, part of why i took so much time off this month, and now i've got three days left, well i work best with a close deadline, and it's ONLY a studio *snork*
i've second appointment on Monday with finally the right doctors, and following that i'll be able to eat again properly, there will be at least one followup appt. probably two.
but anyhow once i'm no longer losing 75% of what i eat to mister toilet i can't keep eating like i have been, which is to say crap or nothing, lately it's mostly milk and coffee.
however, i've no electricity in the 'kitchen area' and i can't complain if i can't let landlady into my house, i also have no heat aside from a space heater.

as for life plans, everything has split, everything i thought i knew has died or was a lie. ( this keeps going for a while )

*sigh*
i will survive?
i am good mood today, i insist.

not procrastination as one might think

did you know that pinkish is one sexy bitch?
yeah huh!

;)

yeah

i think i just proposed to someone.
=o

I HATE YOU TACO BELL

for you have driven my favorite fast foody mexican type of restaurant nearly out of business

TACO TIME!!!

i want taco time right now, there are now only THREE in california, the closest being 2 and a half hours away in yuba city.

crisp burritos = deep fried tubes of yum

for spanky

he say email but i'll post instead
this was harder to find than i thought
lots of chicken HATS but only one chikun IN a hat

so i went to the store

i've never been to the one right by my house before
i almost didn't leave my house because the first time i opened my door i saw this:

( OH MY GOD! )

i ran back in my house all ascared! but next i looked it was gone!
so off i went to the store. on the way there i did call kal to apologize for a psycho chick thing i did earlier, and *GASP* i got the kal that likes me! he was concerned if i was feeling ok, then we just had a friendly conversation abut nothing for a while, that was nice, i like just talking to that guy.

then finally into the store

i did get:
tater tots
BBQ sauce
salt
gummi bears
cat fud
cat litter
2 big bottles of dasani
some mushroom sooop
a box of instant hot chocolate mix
a single mocha frappachino
and a single bottle of mtn. dew

i was my usual dumbass which HATES to make more than one trip from or to the car, so i carried everything at once, i have odd pains in annoying places now, geeze broken eris. *rolls her eyes at herself*

what you'd see if you were stalking me

eris walks up the walk way to her house
there are two furry bitches in the window

eris shakes the back of cat food
"hey bitches look what i got!"

the furry monsters of purr yell their damn heads off
eris gets inside, the bitches circle like sharks demanding to know where the food is

"all right all right look!"

eris pours catfud into bowl

"there you go you whiny beasts, don't doubt me again, i takes care of mah bitches!"

uhhh

what is this?
*eyes current music*

ahhh

this is better,
there are defiantly some odd mp3s on the biff laptop tho

hehehe

i found snl scripts

Alex Trebek: [ interrupting ] Right, Mr. Connery. why don't you pick?

Sean Connery: It looks like this is my lucky day! I'll take "The Rapists" for $200.

Alex Trebek: That's "Therapists." That's "Therapists," not "The Rapists." Let's skip "Therapists" and try "Household Objects", for $400. And the answer is, "You usually drink water out of one of these." [ Sean Connery buzzes in ] Sean Connery.

Sean Connery: A leather glove!

Alex Trebek: No. [ Minnie Driver buzzes in ] Minnie Driver.

Minnie Driver: A toilet!

(no subject)

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

(no subject)

Alex Trebek: Mr. Sandler, why don't you pick instead?

Adam Sandler: Once again, something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!

Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, go ahead.

Sean Connery: The day is mine! I'll take Famous Titties for 400.

Alex Trebek: Titles, Famous Titles.

Sean Connery: Damn!

Alex Trebek: And the answer is: This movie title is taken from the name of the book "Gone With The Wind." Mr. Sean Connery.

Sean Connery: Dolly Parton!

Alex Trebek: Titles, Mr. Connery. Not titties.

Sean Connery: Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?

Alex Trebek: Someone else, please. Mr. Sandler.

Adam Sandler: Why are you yelling at me?

Alex Trebek: You rang in. Mr. Cruise.

Tom Cruise: I know this, I got it. It's right up here. I got it, I know it, I know it, it's right up here. I got it [ beep ]

Alex Trebek: You don't got it.

Tom Cruise: No, you don't got it! Get it?!

Alex Trebek: Wonderful. The answer is Gone With the Wind. Gone With the Wind. All right, Mr. Connery, the board is yours, so I'll pick a category for you. Let's try the Number 10 for 200. In this category, the correct response to every question is ten. When I stop talking, just say ten. Ok, let's give it a shot. This is how many fingers you have. Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise: Five.

Alex Trebek: No. Adam Adam Sandler: .

Adam Sandler: This one time I was out with my friends on a boat. And this guy on the boat was like Come to the back of the boat! [ Beep ]

Alex Trebek: Time's up. Time is up. The answer was ten. You have ten fingers.

Sean Connery: I'll show you a finger, Trebek.

one of the ones without sean connery i like

Alex Trebek: All right, Words That Rhyme With Dog, for $400. And the answer is: It's been a "Hard Day's Night" I should be sleeping like a "This." [ Reynolds buzzes in. ] Burt Reynolds.

Burt Reynolds: Chinese whore.

Alex Trebek: No. [ Travolta buzzes in. ] John Travolta.

John Travolta: Chinese whore doesn't rhyme with dog.

Alex Trebek: That's why it was a wrong answer. [ Keaton buzzes in. ] Mr. Keaton.

Michael Keaton: I'm Batman.

Alex Trebek: No, you are not. And the board still belongs.. [ Reynolds buzzes in several times. ] What, Mr. Reynolds?

Burt Reynolds: I think, ah, I think my buzzer's broken.

Alex Trebek: No, it's not, you just buzzed in.

Burt Reynolds: No I didn't. [ buzzes in several more times. ] I think it.. I think it's broken.

and finally

i'll stop now with just a link to my favorite one
it's not the best overall one but it contains my two favorite sean connery lines:

Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

Sean Connery: I can read, Trebek. That says Anal bum cover. I've spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret.

and here be the entire script

(no subject)

And if you say this life ain't good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood