what you'd see if you were stalking me

[hoveringsombrero]

eris walks up the walk way to her house
there are two furry bitches in the window

eris shakes the back of cat food
"hey bitches look what i got!"

the furry monsters of purr yell their damn heads off
eris gets inside, the bitches circle like sharks demanding to know where the food is

"all right all right look!"

eris pours catfud into bowl

"there you go you whiny beasts, don't doubt me again, i takes care of mah bitches!"