conversation with my brother

biff: hi
eris: did you see my sex change pictures?
biff: yeah
biff: that is scary
eris: but my goatee got itchy so i shaved it off and put my boobs back on
biff: hmmm
biff: your eyebrows look pretty good
biff: I can't grow that much facial hair there is no way you can :P
eris: lol
biff: you've probably got a point there

biff: Curtis can't grow that much
biff: the sneer scared the crap out of me
eris: well see
i'd be taking extensive male hormone treatments
so it's possible i would grow more facial hair
biff: why is your facial hair..a light brown blond..when your hair is no where close to that color..you telling me you dyed your facial hair....yeah right
biff: I'm all cool with the sex change..but not the dying of the facial hair
biff: freak
biff: :P
eris: facial hair is often a different color than head hair
dom's beard is redish where his head hair is dark brown
biff: that explains the fact that my pubes are blue ...hmmmm
biff: no no wait..it doesn't
eris: but you're right, with my coloring my facial hair would probably be darker than my head hair instead of lighter
biff: ha-HA

oh i forgot to post this earlier

i got in a.f.j. in relation to ana again

you must worship my power to ruin people's lives by my mere existance

i dunno if the cutiegirly who emailed me bringing it to my attention wanted me to link her at this point or not =O

eris isn't on irc, can't prove it

Charity> what music is most annoying to a 17 year old
mouse> classical
eris> polka
ee> polka
ee> whoa
eris> heh
Charity> oooh yeah
ee> eris and i are mind melded

*ahem*

attention stupid people
DO NOT EMAIL ME!
just stop.

i'm sleeping soon

note to self

i call myself a stupid bitch too much

moving stuff

i didn't want to worry qtkat that we might not have 1st month's rent in time to move in this friday

even though i bet i whined enough here, i tried not to, i'm just whiny right now
smart girl got to thinking about when kal was paid and realized that that wasn't as soon as friday

BUT, in related news they're painting our apt today :)

i really really really really really hope we find a way to come up with the money this week
i don't wanna spend another week here, but i'm just impatient

the closer i get to getting out of a place i don't want to be the more annoyed i get with said place
and it's hot

i think that starting friday we should just go sleep on qt's floor

i also think that she should hire me to bring her coffee and make her food while she works
hehe

i'm actually in a good mood.. see the current mood?

blah blah, blahblahblah

sleep?

on cam?

conversations with my crazy mother

"i like the tan lines, then i know where my bathing suit goes"

"and that's how you know you have a tan"

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is installment number two in eris' rules for the world
number 1 was stupid people need to stop emailing me

WELCOME TO NUMBER 2

stop assuming that because i haven't spoken to you in a few days or longer that i'm ignoring you or i hate you
do i have to tattoo ABSENT MINDED BITCH on my damn forehead??

also stop deciding to hate me because you're delusional and you've decided i hate you so you're going to hate me back

i am busy
i'm stressed
i don't want to move to sacramento i want to move to la
(but i get to be close to qt for a while so i'm not so annoyed)
i want to be able to get on top of our debt instead of just BARELY keeping it from drowning us
i'm obsessing and worrying way too much about all of the above
i'm not depressed and i'm dealing
but i think i may tear out my hair anyway

I'M A BAD FRIEND! i'm working on that, but right now it's not a huge priority sorry
if you think i've not given you proper credit for something TELL ME
if you think i'm ignoring you and this upsets you TELL ME

i'm clueless sometimes(a lot of the time?), sometimes i'm just aware somebody is mad at me but i don't know who or why
sometimes somebody tells me that somebody said that somebody thinks i'm mad at them
guess what?
fuck you
somebody said that somebody said that somebody said is bullcrap and i pay no attention to it
if you feel you're my friend and you respect me then you'll tell me if you have a problem with me
unless i walked up and kicked your dog then i'm probably not aware of it AT ALL

also if you decide to ignore me and be snide at me and i can't remember ever kicking your dog then i just assume you that you've become disillusioned with me because you've met me or met someone that's met me and discovered i'm a boring bitter bitch. oooh look, another eris fault! yes i need to stop assuming i've disappointed everyone and make more of an effort, see above statement about that i'm a bad friend and i'm working on it.

if you there reading this thinks it's about you, then you're a moron and perhaps you feel guilty about something to take this as aimed at you
this rant was caused because i'm stressed out and pissed off at life and encompasses probably the past 5 years of my dealings with people

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heh

i think i'm going to have big soft pretzels soon
still to hot to go into bedroom
hooray for laptop
i'll probably try to sleep in a few hours actually cause my father is coming over tomorrow
and i'll probably do some more venting later
but probably on deadjournal

* eris humps matthew
Matthew> eek!
Matthew> dun do dat!
eris> =O
* markw humps matthew
eris> heh heh heh
Matthew> DUN DO DAT!
markw> hmm
* markw humps eris
* eris chews on mark