funniest news story ever

watching the news after SNL, no mention at all of Douglas Adams
however there was a funny story

the Mayor of Galt (tiny town in the central valley here) got a virus on his computer, in the bit he stood by his computer (now evidence) and explained:

*mayor points at the computer* "They came in by the phone line here, then implanted a virus on my hard drive" he went on to explain how they took personal information and state information and held his computer hostage, and would only let him on at certain times (threats to his family as well) until they finally "got all they wanted" and then erased his hard drive. then (and seemingly only then) he told the police.

*ahem* he was on a windows machine and they said the virus was a trojan horse, so the idiot clicked on an .exe, likely in email (still he could have had his email set to download all attachments, that part's almost excusable) .. holding his computer hostage? only letting him use it at certain times?
UNPLUG THE GODDAMN PHONE LINE!
jesus h. good thing he's only mayor of a small town, aren't people like that supposed to be supervised when using a computer?

methinks

tis time to sleep

i'd kill you for some claritin, or at least a longer lasting OTC.</fon

i'm only awake because the allergy pills decided to wear off
blah
next dose seems to have almost taken effect so i should go back to sleep soon

damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn

DAMN!
i was hoping ragdolly wasn't really gone yet, but it seems like she left right after emailing me
never shipped my stuff because they were out of one color
DAMN DAMN FUCKING HELL

i don't know where to get fun colored yaki hair in this area, and even if i did with what money?
FIFTY DOLLORS TO RAGDOLL!
no hair

goddamnfuckinghell

did i say damn?

disappointed.

random thoughts about the past

The problem with you was ..
If I suspected it,
it was probably true.


and usually bad.

that is to say ..

i slept it seems
there is a mexican asking if i want to go get food, so i suppose i should climb out of my bedcave.
strange dreams, but i remember them not

i enjoyed the random weakest link babble more when i thought it was nonsense and not in reference to some new tv show i've never seen

i just remembered part of a dream

kal and spanky and i were in a store in a very silly mood and we ended up looking at styrofoam eggs and kal and i decided at the same time that we should get one and on one side paint:
THIS IS
NOT A
BOMB
and on the other side paint:
PLEASE
DO NOT
SHAKE

and for some reason we thought this was the funniest thing in the world, then we thought we should put a ticking clock inside, and then kal decided maybe it should look MORE like a real bomb and we should keep it in our living room (still ticking)

that's all i remember

heh

am i the only one that's amused at his name?


(link stolen from lil)

WAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO!

YAY!!
YIPPEEEE!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

i'd be making these noises outloud if my tummy wasn't being such a bitch
i just got an email from ragdolly!

Date: Sun, 13 May 2001 20:15:47 -0400
From: Ragdoll
To: eris ciccone
Subject: Re: burgundy pro

i will replace with purple. we are sooooo sorry about the burgundy
hair. we will send you 3 packs for free once it is in stock. thanks so
much!

-ragdoll

YAY! YAY! YAY!

insert brain here

i'm not really a sleep i just play one on TV.

i've got big bottom girls by spinal tap in mah hed

i think my tummy's ok, just still feeling general weirdness
isn't dom supposed to be at work? i'm pretty sure he is, OH! i hear him running a bath now
spiff.
i've finally got it in my head as to what days he has off, i just can't remember what time he actually goes to work

damn i neglected to reply to the second part of celestyna's reply in the post previous to this .... anyhow:

since i'm having trouble sleeping i'm going to do what i've been putting off and put up a guest cam page, the reason it's been put off is all the old site and the new stuff i've been working on is over on the desktop computer that i can't turn on.

so i'll stick together a really plain page after i REboot, warning it'll probably mostly be sleepcam for a while, it's summer, i do a lot of that, there's no AC here, and i'll probably just ignore it rather than deal with trying to drag it around someone else's house while i'm awake

we shall see

double spaced for your pleasure.