Conversations with Biff

remember when biff and i went to church?
remember the rant about it and i said there'd be a new pastor and i'd probably go?
here's an icq conversation with my brother about it
(if you don't remember my parents are divorced and they don't speak to each other)

eris: do you remember if it's this week that the new pastor is supposed to be at fairmont?
Biff: yes
Biff: this week
Biff: thats what I remember
eris: whaca doin this weekend then?
Biff: sitting at home
eris: wanna go to fairmont witht me?
Biff: no
Biff: I've seen you once
eris: :(
Biff: I'll bring mother
eris: i don't care
Biff: k
Biff: I don't want to get gas :P
eris: :)
hehe
um curtis and mary might be there
guess i should find out huh?
Biff: lol
Biff: who cares?
Biff: I swear they hide too much
eris: yeah
and WE'RE the kids
Biff: we don't need to make the arragement
Biff: lets just go
Biff: fuck it
Biff: who cares if they see each other
Biff: It might be funny
eris: hehe
suppose i could FORGET that curtis and mary have been going there
Biff: of course
eris: heh heh heh
Biff: why do we need to make them happy were the kids I am tired of pussy footing around
eris: very true
this is like some twisted parent trap
Biff: yeah it is but we don't want them back togeather :P
Biff: we just want BLOOD
Biff: lol
Biff: cough cough
eris: lol
that's why i said twisted
Biff: I know
Biff: I just wanted to say blood OK
Biff: we can ask her witch church she wants to go too? :P
eris: hehe
sure
"oh hey mom, there's a new pastor at fairmont and a potluck and Eris' going"
Biff: blah
eris: blah?
Biff: just blah

anyhow that's about the end of that part of the conversation, and oh yeah biff has been refering to spanky as "replacement brother"
heh

ramblings of Biff pt. 1

the village fag story has been deleted and moved to BIFF'S LIVEJOURNAL

cause it's a work in progress and well i'm tired of adding chapters in this same post :)

now it's up to him, he can share his writings with you as he feels like it

ramblings of Biff pt. 2

this was a class assingment, they were told to disregard what they believed about creation or how the world came about and make up their own:

Biff Lomax
World History
8-24-00

This is the story of how we came to be. It didn't happen all at once it just sort of happened gradually. We came about in a weird way. My name is Marcus and the rest of my tribe has figured out how it all happened.
The Earth was sitting calmly in the heavens; the only things alive were the creatures. The mighty bear, stealthy lion and the beautiful hawk. Every creature that is alive today was around back then, but the creatures were really smart. They were even smarter then we are today, and they liked doing things as easily as possible. They were tired of the life that they were leading. So the Lion the ape and the dolphin got together, they were the leaders of all of earth. And they decided to make a stupid race of what they would call humans to be there slaves. The humans would do everything for them. They would bring them food so they didn't have to go hunt it or gather it themselves anymore. So they got together in the Lab. And started mixing chemical after chemical and they bent DNA this way and that. Finally they were almost done but it would take seven days for the human creatures to become alive. They made four men and four women and three girls and three boys. They still had to make them really stupid and obedient. So they had made a stupid mixture a big bunch of it incase the Humans started to get smarter. Some how the stupid mix spilled and reacted with another chemical. There was a giant sound and this eerie back cloud drifted out of the Lab. The Cloud quickly covered the whole Earth. The Creature all got together wondering what was happening. They were afraid of what damage this cloud could bring. A rain started to beat down upon the Earth a nasty sticky black rain it was very hard and fast. The creatures tried to get away from it but their attempts were in vain. They could not get away from the rain; it rained for four days and nights. When it was all said and done the creatures were reduced to the dumb beasts they are today. A few days later the humans were born. They walked around the Earth making homes for themselves. They were happy with this land they found themselves in. I assume many years later they figured how they came about. They lived a good life and they had kids and there kids had kids. Until we get to where we are today. This is the story of our Creation.

p.s.

i didn't edit any of his spelling or grammer :)