ramblings of Biff pt. 2
Sep. 15th, 2000 08:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hoveringsombrerothis was a class assingment, they were told to disregard what they believed about creation or how the world came about and make up their own:
Biff Lomax
World History
8-24-00
This is the story of how we came to be. It didn't happen all at once it just sort of happened gradually. We came about in a weird way. My name is Marcus and the rest of my tribe has figured out how it all happened.
The Earth was sitting calmly in the heavens; the only things alive were the creatures. The mighty bear, stealthy lion and the beautiful hawk. Every creature that is alive today was around back then, but the creatures were really smart. They were even smarter then we are today, and they liked doing things as easily as possible. They were tired of the life that they were leading. So the Lion the ape and the dolphin got together, they were the leaders of all of earth. And they decided to make a stupid race of what they would call humans to be there slaves. The humans would do everything for them. They would bring them food so they didn't have to go hunt it or gather it themselves anymore. So they got together in the Lab. And started mixing chemical after chemical and they bent DNA this way and that. Finally they were almost done but it would take seven days for the human creatures to become alive. They made four men and four women and three girls and three boys. They still had to make them really stupid and obedient. So they had made a stupid mixture a big bunch of it incase the Humans started to get smarter. Some how the stupid mix spilled and reacted with another chemical. There was a giant sound and this eerie back cloud drifted out of the Lab. The Cloud quickly covered the whole Earth. The Creature all got together wondering what was happening. They were afraid of what damage this cloud could bring. A rain started to beat down upon the Earth a nasty sticky black rain it was very hard and fast. The creatures tried to get away from it but their attempts were in vain. They could not get away from the rain; it rained for four days and nights. When it was all said and done the creatures were reduced to the dumb beasts they are today. A few days later the humans were born. They walked around the Earth making homes for themselves. They were happy with this land they found themselves in. I assume many years later they figured how they came about. They lived a good life and they had kids and there kids had kids. Until we get to where we are today. This is the story of our Creation.
Biff Lomax
World History
8-24-00
This is the story of how we came to be. It didn't happen all at once it just sort of happened gradually. We came about in a weird way. My name is Marcus and the rest of my tribe has figured out how it all happened.
The Earth was sitting calmly in the heavens; the only things alive were the creatures. The mighty bear, stealthy lion and the beautiful hawk. Every creature that is alive today was around back then, but the creatures were really smart. They were even smarter then we are today, and they liked doing things as easily as possible. They were tired of the life that they were leading. So the Lion the ape and the dolphin got together, they were the leaders of all of earth. And they decided to make a stupid race of what they would call humans to be there slaves. The humans would do everything for them. They would bring them food so they didn't have to go hunt it or gather it themselves anymore. So they got together in the Lab. And started mixing chemical after chemical and they bent DNA this way and that. Finally they were almost done but it would take seven days for the human creatures to become alive. They made four men and four women and three girls and three boys. They still had to make them really stupid and obedient. So they had made a stupid mixture a big bunch of it incase the Humans started to get smarter. Some how the stupid mix spilled and reacted with another chemical. There was a giant sound and this eerie back cloud drifted out of the Lab. The Cloud quickly covered the whole Earth. The Creature all got together wondering what was happening. They were afraid of what damage this cloud could bring. A rain started to beat down upon the Earth a nasty sticky black rain it was very hard and fast. The creatures tried to get away from it but their attempts were in vain. They could not get away from the rain; it rained for four days and nights. When it was all said and done the creatures were reduced to the dumb beasts they are today. A few days later the humans were born. They walked around the Earth making homes for themselves. They were happy with this land they found themselves in. I assume many years later they figured how they came about. They lived a good life and they had kids and there kids had kids. Until we get to where we are today. This is the story of our Creation.
