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[hoveringsombrero]

DOM: I've got a question: All these fitness things you see talk about building "lean muscle". Is there "fat muscle"? What about "morbidly obese muscle" and "bulimic muscle"?

DOM: And why the fuck were there three advertisements for the same fitness video back to back?

Comments

[projectx.livejournal.com]

There are 2 types of muscle.
Lean muscle, and bulk muscle.

Lean muscle is like you see that makes people look tiny, and birdlike. Like someone who does Yoga.

Bluk muscle is, well.. The Hulk.

[n00dleboy.livejournal.com]

Well... does lean muscle burn more calories or whatever the fuck than bulk muscle?

[projectx.livejournal.com]

nope. It just weighs less, and it's harder to obtain.
In short, it's easy to be a big old meat head. It's harder to be lean and look smart.

[n00dleboy.livejournal.com]

So... in theory... I could start a line of fitness videos showing people how to become a meathead, and honestly claim it is easier than all that lean muscle crap. WOO WOO!

[projectx.livejournal.com]

you could. people do.

[n00dleboy.livejournal.com]

And I can't help be be reminded of Sin City and the Evil Harry Potter played by Elija Woods... or whatever Frodo's name really is.

woot

[ex-peanut70.livejournal.com]

i will buy your muscle tapes in hopes to improve my life, and when i do improve my life in an astounding 6 weeks, i will appear on an infomercial for you giving my testimoney on how your system has helped me become a better meathead. i will continue my regularly scheduled payments of 73.29 for the next 38 months until i have completely paid you off. i will be such a happy meathead, and it will be all because of you and your system! :D