hoveringsombrero | I want to be one of the cool kids (v. 4.7.2)

(disclaimer, if you can't tell i'm being silly read elsewhere)
ok i can be a camgirl too
sure why not
sure (honestly) i have money problems, i don't talk about them much nope, cause well POOR IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING
so i'm looking at the amounts other "cool kids" are askin for and hell, i don't need $180,000, like fuck i wouldn't REFUSE it but i don't need it

$10,000 will do just nicely

here's what 10,000 will do for me:
it will fix my WONDERFUL silver zoom
clear up license and regisistration issues with both kal and i
pay several months ahead on rent(cuts down on stress)
pay on student loans so they won't eat me
clear up issues at the community college so i can take more classes

and oh i don't know .. several hundred dollar doc martins, a piano to sit in a room and never be touched, various trinkets i'll probably lose

and what do you get for giving me this money
oh i'll make a wonderful list of things i'll never get around to doing
monthly erisPORN
signed pictures
framed pictures of my ass squished on a scanner
my left hip painted to look like george carlin then immortalized on Polaroid film
and oh yeah, i'll remember to never thank you
unless you've got an important name
;)

oh yeah, send your thousands of dollars to:

Eris Kallisti Ciccone
666 discord way
Discordia, Chao 77777

*BIG RAINBOW SMOOCHES!
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