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hoveringsombrero(disclaimer, if you can't tell i'm being silly read elsewhere)
ok i can be a camgirl too
sure why not
sure (honestly) i have money problems, i don't talk about them much nope, cause well POOR IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING
so i'm looking at the amounts other "cool kids" are askin for and hell, i don't need $180,000, like fuck i wouldn't REFUSE it but i don't need it
$10,000 will do just nicely
here's what 10,000 will do for me:
it will fix my WONDERFUL silver zoom
clear up license and regisistration issues with both kal and i
pay several months ahead on rent(cuts down on stress)
pay on student loans so they won't eat me
clear up issues at the community college so i can take more classes
and oh i don't know .. several hundred dollar doc martins, a piano to sit in a room and never be touched, various trinkets i'll probably lose
and what do you get for giving me this money
oh i'll make a wonderful list of things i'll never get around to doing
monthly erisPORN
signed pictures
framed pictures of my ass squished on a scanner
my left hip painted to look like george carlin then immortalized on Polaroid film
and oh yeah, i'll remember to never thank you
unless you've got an important name
;)
oh yeah, send your thousands of dollars to:
Eris Kallisti Ciccone
666 discord way
Discordia, Chao 77777
*BIG RAINBOW SMOOCHES!
weeeeee!
ok i can be a camgirl too
sure why not
sure (honestly) i have money problems, i don't talk about them much nope, cause well POOR IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING
so i'm looking at the amounts other "cool kids" are askin for and hell, i don't need $180,000, like fuck i wouldn't REFUSE it but i don't need it
$10,000 will do just nicely
here's what 10,000 will do for me:
it will fix my WONDERFUL silver zoom
clear up license and regisistration issues with both kal and i
pay several months ahead on rent(cuts down on stress)
pay on student loans so they won't eat me
clear up issues at the community college so i can take more classes
and oh i don't know .. several hundred dollar doc martins, a piano to sit in a room and never be touched, various trinkets i'll probably lose
and what do you get for giving me this money
oh i'll make a wonderful list of things i'll never get around to doing
monthly erisPORN
signed pictures
framed pictures of my ass squished on a scanner
my left hip painted to look like george carlin then immortalized on Polaroid film
and oh yeah, i'll remember to never thank you
unless you've got an important name
;)
oh yeah, send your thousands of dollars to:
Eris Kallisti Ciccone
666 discord way
Discordia, Chao 77777
*BIG RAINBOW SMOOCHES!
weeeeee!
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Visa?
Date: 2000-10-19 02:03 pm (UTC)WOOOO!
Date: 2000-10-19 02:06 pm (UTC)WE'RE QUEER!
WE CAN'T RHYME!
gay pride hair eh? i think that was one of cyd's next plan of attacks
:D
Re: WOOOO!
Date: 2000-10-19 03:33 pm (UTC)i'm jealous of your ribbons, i can't do that with my curly hair!
erm...
Date: 2000-10-19 04:24 pm (UTC)Worf Says: "Your post was worthy of a Klingon"
Date: 2000-10-19 04:54 pm (UTC)well, the lord came to me in a vision! he said, thou art a fat boy with a cam, and ye shall be poor forever! sexual propositions will not raineth down from the sky! your cup shall not overflow! i shall take your life if you don't raise 10,000,000 in charity by the end of the month!
so if you happen to get that money, toss some my way. or the lord will take me home.
in conclusion, u r kewl. :-)
Re: Worf Says:
Re: Worf Says: "Your reply was without honor!"
Date: 2000-10-20 07:03 am (UTC)Re: WOOOO!
gimme a beer?
I want monthly porn! Do you take monopoly money?
You name is Ciccone. Are we related? My name is Webkitty Ciccone.
i dun have $10k, but....
Date: 2000-10-19 10:19 pm (UTC)Presenting Myra Ellen Moo, specially made for Eris by the makers of Barbie® doll!
Dear Eris, Easter is in the air! At this time of year, it's fun to celebrate new beginnings, as well as remember those we love. In that spirit, Dankitti personalized this Myra Ellen Moo doll just for you! Myra Ellen Moo is a friend of Barbie(R), and everything about her, from her hair to her clothes, was chosen with you in mind. With her blue eyes and soft flip, fiery red hair, she radiates a hip style! Her favorite hobby is dining out, and she loves to dine out! You and Myra Ellen Moo are sure to love each other together because she loves to eat candy! She comes with lots of love and good wishes for you at this special time of year!