Yeah Risque Yeah

There was a message left on my cell phone last night at around 10:30pm(EST)
My phone has been bad lately with not letting me know until later that I have voicemail.

It went directly to voicemail, even though my phone was on,
and sitting right next to me at the time.

So there's no number for it.

I thought maybe it was my brother,
I talked to him probably an hour after that,
he was drunk off his ass,
but says he remembers our entire phone conversation,
so logically if he'd made a creepy drunk call BEFORE hand he'd have remembered it.

I played it for him and he said,
"fuck .. man, this is like the ring or something, I'm going to die after I listen, aren't I?"

To me it sounds like "help me" or "fuck you" in the begining,
then an entire sentence which I can't make heads or tails of.

THE MESSAGE!!!!
(right click to 'save as')

I thought maybe slowing just the talking part down would help me understand it.
But it just makes a more garbled unhelpfull creepy noise.

So if anyone can figure out what it's saying?
Or maybe able to edit out the white noise bits?

Fuckin creepy.