hoveringsombrero | Entries tagged with im

eris: i sent pictures of my feet to an advert wanting foot fetish models
DOM: Can I jizz on your feet?
eris: sure, if you pay me
eris: my feet are dirty dirty whores who'll do anything for money
DOM: Can I pay you in admiration and respect?
eris: BAHAHAHA
eris: i mean, no
DOM: Damn.
DOM: How about pieces of twine, a gopher, and three bottle caps?
eris: no
DOM: Ummm... damn

always i do when they travel

spanky: I've got to go cancel our Internet now. Bye miss eris!
eris: :( bye bye spanky, be safe, take many pictures, don't forget your towel
spanky: ;)
<3
*** "spanky bebop" signed off at Mon May 02 07:44:03 2005.

nadin: men don't like it when you giggle during sex, :/
eris: heehee, well the nofun ones don't
nadin: i think men watch too many pron and think that women should say "oh baby, do it to me"
eris: haha
nadin: hehe i was thinking that in a deadpan voice
eris: lol
eris: oh
eris: baby
eris: *yawn*
eris: do it to
eris: *looks at watch*
eris: .... oh yeah .. .me
nadin: lol

suck.
i'm trying to explain to kal that i'm going to die if i have to be here any longer

eris: i'm gonna die before then
mah sexy mexican: lol no you wont
eris: i am!
i'm going to melt or just come apart
i think my joint adhesive is eroded from the heat

however being a whiny bitch doesn't actually make the money appear so we can move in
horribly, not wanting to do, beggging of father today
suck suck suck

remember my fantasies last night?
it's gotten even simpler

sleep, real sleep, that is all.

my hands are numb, it's possible i already died and i'm too stubborn to notice

eris: i am silly in the yumyum with the poppentop fiz fiz
did you get the thing i sent in clicky thing with the e- in front?
my keeeboored stopped workage and i dun no whisch for
mah sexy mexican: your awake?
mah sexy mexican: clicky thing with an e in front?
what?
eris: mail with electronic sendage
mah sexy mexican: uhm i got your email if that's what you mean
eris: yupsit
mah sexy mexican: ok
eris: keyboard
eris: no workie
mah sexy mexican: so fix it
eris: i cut the cord in half to see whatsit insides

anyone but me think kal is really bored?

KAL: take DURGS!!!
DRUZGS ARE YOUR FRIENDS!!!
ME: you're really bored aren't you?
KAL: UHM USE A Q_TIP AND STICK IT UP YOUR NOSE AND PULL IT OUT YOUR MOUTH
KAL: yes
KAL: my boss jsut told me i m to think of him having his pager stapled to his dick
so im wondering is it on vibrate and am i supposed to clal him alot?
*stares confused*

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Vivi, Ama e Conquista!

Entries tagged with im

in which eris pastes IM snippets

I worry.

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garg

bothering kal

hmm

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