I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

[hoveringsombrero]

A kindergarten teacher decides she’s going to teach her students a lesson about the five senses. She wants to start with taste, so she brings in flavored sucking candies to class, blindfolds the children, and asks them to taste each one. The students have no problem identifying the cherry, lemon, and lime flavors, but when it comes to the honey sucker, they're stumped.

I'll give you a hint, the teacher says. You may hear your mommies and daddies call each other this flavor at home.

Spit ’em out! Spit ’em out! cries one child. They're assholes!

" WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?" JOKES
AS TOLD BY FAMOUS PEOPLE...

LOUIS FARRAKHAN - The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down and therefore must be made to see the error of his way.


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FREUD - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.


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BILL CLINTON - I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

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