oh woe is me!

[hoveringsombrero]

oh my life is so horrible, not even a wonderful mexican that brings home presents and himself can cheer me up now!

for there is a vile bit of glass between me and ZEN!, and a vile bit of metal on top keeping my ZEN inside the vile glass!

whatever shall i do! my life is over if i cannot get to my ZEN! i shall pin a note on my shirt blaming it on SOBE for keeping me from my ZEN and then i shall go to the nearest school with the biggest gun i have and kill all the cheerleaders then scream "YOU NEVER LIKED ME ANYWAY!" then i shall tell everyone to fuck off and delete my site and my livejournal (yes in that order, got a problem with that?)

OH!! wait!!!, i just got it open (ow my hand) well then, crisis averted, all is well with the world ... mmmmm zen is tasty now send me money or i swear i'll kill myself on Tuesday!

Comments

[eris.livejournal.com]

LOL, eris you're soo funny, i worship the ground you walk on

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crap i forgot to log out, well i better not hit post! that'd be really embarrassing

[ex-oki86.livejournal.com]

HahaHahAHaHAhAHaHAHAHAHAHAHA

I pissed my pants.

oh wait.

No I didn't.

I lied.

But it was funny.

I'm Callin' the President!

[caveman.livejournal.com]

You are obviously a danger to every living American. (and probably some dead ones too.) I will alert the media, the president, my mom and Rush Limbaugh. You will be suspended, imprisoned, sanctioned, and spanked. (Not by me of course. Don't try to get me involved in your sick and twisted spanking cult. I know how you crazed Zen spankers are. Always trying to suck innocent tattle-tailers into your depraved fold.) CNN is on the way to interview anyone you may have had contact with in the last 10 years. ("Oh she seemed like she was such a nice girl.") Your house will be surrounded by TV cameras as helicopters hover over head waiting to glimpse you as you are dragged out by jack-booted government dragoons.

Then some hick will blow up a government building to protest the way the government stomped on your rights to go on a killing spree.

And it will be all your parents fault.

That is all.

[fnord23.livejournal.com]

SoBe is so yummy. I like lizard fuel, and whatever that orange cream flavor is called.