Overheard in erisland.

[hoveringsombrero]

In reference to noticing Josh's Code Red Mountain Dew 20oz in the fridge next to my Diet Mountain Dew 20oz.

eris: I thought your dew next to my dew was cute.
Josh: I like red you like green!
eris: *nods and takes a sip of water*
Josh: TOGETHER WE MAKE CHRISTMAS!
eris: *attempts to laugh and swallow water at the same time.
Josh: You totally almost spit water everywhere didn't you?
eris: I really almost did.
Josh: I'M AWESOME!