Heh.

[hoveringsombrero]

One of the perks of entertaining friends is that I get the best random text messages.

Case in point:

Redacted:
I think I'm gonna buy a fleshlight. Discuss.

Comments

[hardvice.livejournal.com]

BEST. PURCHASE. EVER.

You can confidently reply that the Fleshlight is extraordinarily highly recommended by The Internet.

[eris.livejournal.com]

Is there a particular model that you know of as better? So far what I've found says the Stamina Training Unit model is the best.

[hardvice.livejournal.com]

I opted for the super ribbed (hehe, hehe) insert. I haven't heard anyone express too strong a preference for a texture or orifice combination.

I would recommend avoiding the Ice, though. The clear cyberskin tends to discolor to a pale amber with repeated washings, which looks a little icky.

Also, depending on said friend's proclivities, it's worth noting that they market gay-oriented models as "Fleshjack". How one is supposed to tell boy mouth from girl mouth, or boy butt from girl butt, is beyond me, but hey.

[eris.livejournal.com]

Super Ribbed For Dave's Pleasure!

Friend is straight, he was nonplussed when I reminded him there was butt versions. I, however, am ridiculously amused.

[hardvice.livejournal.com]

It is highly entertaining, no?

This should be a guessing game: boy orifice or girl orifice?

[eris.livejournal.com]

WTF @ top left.

Is that an ENTIRE ASS with legs? Teeny little ass stuffed into a flashlight? WAT. That goes beyond fucking a midget into fucking fairies. Reminds me of that picture of an entire fairy impaled on a dick as big as her.

As for the guessing game I'd say top right and bottom right are the mens.

[alouqua0.livejournal.com]

hahaha,I think it was same friend that showed me that fairy pic you are talking about, either him or you =0P ( I totally know who this is referring to.hah)

[eris.livejournal.com]

I bet you don't. I don't believe said friend has ever shown you any pictures.

[alouqua0.livejournal.com]

Oo,I totally guessed wrong then.haha