In which there is porn.

[hoveringsombrero]

I was recently telling J that I thought I'd seen everything in porn except a guy doing a guy doing a girl. He informed me that it existed. I said I didn't doubt it did, I just hadn't come across it (a pun, hurr hurr) yet.

Well now I have.





Not just a guy doing a guy doing a girl, but a guy -> guy -> girl blowing guy.

Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen a mantrain longer than 3 guys yet, either. Theoretically one could make a mantrain long enough to make a circle, yes? So that every ass has a dick in, and every dick is in an ass, right? It's been done, yes?

So I haven't seen everything, YET!

Comments

[fnord23.livejournal.com]

OMG HOT

I believe the term for this is a "Naughty Pierre" LAWLZ.

[hardvice.livejournal.com]

I worked in a porn store for three years while I was in college, and I think I've seen just about everything, including amateur pregnant lesbian bodypainting and its sister video, amateur pregnant lesbian wrestling. Everything, that is, except gay midgets.

Seriously. They just don't seem to exist.

[eris.livejournal.com]

I've worked in a porn store (videos, toys, and full theatre), applied for a review writer for a site for which I had to watch more plain straight porn than I ever wanted to and still didn't get hired, and have done phone sex dispatch.

And you're right, I've never seen gay midgets, they HAVE to exist though.

I was just watching some midget porn before the one above that I screenshotted, but it was crap, all stupidass gonzo closeup shit which kinda ruins the whole point of MIDGET PORN, when you aren't given any perspective.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

That third sentence there made my day.

[eris.livejournal.com]

HAHA, why?

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

It's just the idea that you're objecting to the camera-work in a MIDGET PORN MOVIE for aesthetic reasons. I've been giggling about it ever since.

[eris.livejournal.com]

Well it's true.

[eris.livejournal.com]

Roommate claims to have seen gay midget porn but has yet to produce evidence. Will post if/when he does.

Maybe I'll get lucky and it'll be an endless anal circle of midgets! Two birds with one stone.

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