oknow, wait.

[hoveringsombrero]

Does one have to be a straight girl to be a Hag?

What are the rules of Haggery? 'Cause I was just thinking about it and when a straight guy hangs out with unstraight girls for any comfortable length of time he gets branded an Honorary Lesbian, as you generally just end up talking about girls a lot (sexwithdatingthem, etc.). So it would stand to reason that Hags and their Fags talk about guysex a lot and dating issues.

Does this also mean that the Hags are secretly wanting to fuck their Fags?

THESE ARE THINGS I WISH TO KNOW!

Comments

[bob.livejournal.com]

hehehe

[eris.livejournal.com]

This was an unhelpful response, are you hiding valuable Haggery knowledge from me?

[bob.livejournal.com]

muhaha

[synaptikchaos.livejournal.com]

Of the hags I have known, I would say yes.

Also boys w/ lesbians are called dyke tykes (but, admittedly, it's pretty lame, so they are usually referred to as "my boys").

[eris.livejournal.com]

This might explain why I hardly ever know any hags.

Sometimes I feel like there's some Big Book Of Rules somewhere that everyone got but me.

[jvtazz.livejournal.com]

No you've got a copy to, you just used yours as toilet paper and fire kindling...