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So, my brain does this thing to me while I'm dreaming, if I have to piss, it puts it in the dream, interrupts whatever is going on, and I have to keep endlessly finding toilets and going, though it doesn't do any good. Until I figure it out, and wake up.

I was having a perfectly lovely dream in which I had met Jason Segal at some sort of pool party shindig, except he wasn't anybody famous, he was still him, but just some regular guy with a normal job and such. We were hitting it off really well, but I kept having to run to the restroom, like every few minutes. Like I'd come back, we'd get another sentence in of talking, and I'd have to run off again. It got to the (which appeared to be the normal order of things) everybody naked part of the pool party right before I woke up. RIGHT BEFORE, enough time for my brain to go "ooh, everybody's naked! ... shit I'm awake."

Dear brain,
please consider the subject matter before waking me,
and realise maybe, just maybe there may be times
where it's acceptable to just let me wet the bed, maybe.

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