Funny text is funny.

[hoveringsombrero]

J and I have been having an extended conversation in millitary operation theme for some time, he stopped for food on his own and is bringing me some home, the latest message made me startle laugh out loud:

The text:
Operative MSM (Medium Sized Mexican) is requesting immediate usage of the latrine upon arrival. Failure to grant operative usage of above stated facilities may result in destruction of items being transported.