Children think the stupidest things.

[hoveringsombrero]

The above (please to be clicky to see the actual thread) was a thread in /b/ on 4chan that I saved before it went to 404 land. It involves misconceptions people had as children. Some of them just boggle me, was I smarter than the average child or just a terrible nerd? Several people thought the past was black and white due to old TV being in black and white, many people thought girls urinated from their ass. WTF?

The strangest ones I can recall personally thinking was the time I thought the doctor was telling my mother to cut off MY feet, when he actually meant the feet on my PJs (I'm sure I posted that story once, but I cannot find it).

And also, the first boy I had sex with, I thought he only had one testicle. I didn't realise that both nuts were in the same sack. Illustrations in anatomy books don't have any skin on, you know.

Did any of you think things as stupid as some of these /b/tards did?

FESS UP.