SEVERE WEATHER ALERT

[hoveringsombrero]

eris: .A STRONG LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM WILL MOVE ACROSS THE GREAT BASIN
TONIGHT AND WEDNESDAY RESULTING IN STRONG WINDS ACROSS THE MOJAVE
DESERT.

AREAS OF BLOWING DUST CAN BE EXPECTED...ESPECIALLY ACROSS THE
DESERTS OF SOUTHEAST CALIFORNIA AND SOUTHERN NEVADA. THE STRONG
WINDS WILL CREATE ADVERSE DRIVING CONDITIONS...PARTICULARLY FOR
HIGH PROFILE VEHICLES ON NORTH-SOUTH ORIENTED ROADS.
J: well damn it's gonna suck walking tmw
eris: You might blow away.
eris: You fragile little man.
J: piss of
eris: piss of what?
J: of = off
eris: TOO SLOW
J: and i'm ignoring you now
eris: This is new how?
J: normally you don't get to chat with me first
J: nor be warned
eris: You're really bad at this ignoring thing.
eris: Or just slow, apparently.