hoveringsombrero | OMG First Friday and card from Jacqui.

Hi, I'm drunk.

I'm working as one of the First Friday trolley narrators for four months.
including tonight.
Tonight was several kinds of fucked up due to the Grand Prix.
So hopefully the next three First Fridays will be less OMGWTF.

My trolley boss reminds me of Selene,
which is distressing, being that she's 50ish,
and my boss, and ... wasn't apparently wearing a bra.
What.

I had no idea where I was, I'm not familiar with with that part of Vegas,
and the route was all crazy due to the aforementioned grand prix.
This entry is not my usual brand of drunk misspelled babble,
because Ubuntu OMGSPELLCHECKS everything.
I lessthanthree linux.

I texted the J-mah with OMG eris needs booze and food,
so we met on bus and went to see our favourite waitress Michelle,
at our favourite bar. Had some burgers and I had some drinks.

I have no idea what this drink was but Michelle brought me two of.

Then J asked for a shot of patron, which I ended up drinking
(taken with his fon so click to see bigger and clearer)
and I had a terribly strong mai tai, which the patron was way smoother than.

Then we walked home, and stopped at the mailbox before going up,
and I saw a big pink envelope addressed to me, being still drunk I was very "WTF?"
then I looked at the return address, OMG

jacqui!

I can't read it very well cause I'm drunker than I thought,
but I'm sure it's awesome, it looks awesome and jacqui is niftytastic, so I'm sure it's awesome.

I would like to be sober, NOW.
yes.