Hello 6am. I hate you.
Hello body that is not shutting up with the awful long enough to let me sleep. I hate you.
Hello Guinness. Maybe you will help. If you don't then I hate you, too.
EDIT FOURTEEN MINUTES LATER:
Oh hello rogue Tramadol that I just found! PLEASE TO BE JOINING THE GUINNESS IN MY BELLY FOR HAPPYLESSPAINSLEEPYTIMES. YAY!
Hello body that is not shutting up with the awful long enough to let me sleep. I hate you.
Hello Guinness. Maybe you will help. If you don't then I hate you, too.
EDIT FOURTEEN MINUTES LATER:
Oh hello rogue Tramadol that I just found! PLEASE TO BE JOINING THE GUINNESS IN MY BELLY FOR HAPPYLESSPAINSLEEPYTIMES. YAY!