I'm here to chew gum and whine, and I'm all out of gum.

[hoveringsombrero]

Hello 6am. I hate you.
Hello body that is not shutting up with the awful long enough to let me sleep. I hate you.
Hello Guinness. Maybe you will help. If you don't then I hate you, too.

EDIT FOURTEEN MINUTES LATER:
Oh hello rogue Tramadol that I just found! PLEASE TO BE JOINING THE GUINNESS IN MY BELLY FOR HAPPYLESSPAINSLEEPYTIMES. YAY!