Heh.

One of the perks of entertaining friends is that I get the best random text messages.

Case in point:

Redacted:
I think I'm gonna buy a fleshlight. Discuss.

In which I am still entertained.

I understand I'm missing perspective here, but on first look this seemed like a laundry soap size thing of lube. (FEED ME SEYMOUR!)



DON'T FORGET STEP SIX! (om nom nom)

Whatwhat?

J word of the evening: Herpatitis.

Was sitting in his room and we were discussing the Rihanna/Chris Brown drama and he said that allegedly part of his anger was that she'd apparently given him "herp" I did not understand him ...

and said "She gave him her what?"
He said: "HERP! uh herpatitis" *blink*
Me: *blink*
Him: *twitch* *blink* "her uhh hep uh HERPES!"
Me: "Ah!"
Him: "Yeah so apparently she gave him herpatitis."
Me: *blinks*
Him: "Shut up. Herpes ... shut up."