In which there is possibly false advertising.

My triscuit box told me that "a tasty romance awaits" inside. Well ... they were certainly tasty, but it seems they forgot to pack the romance. I think, however, I can happily do without my crackers attempting to seduce me.

In which there is silliness.

I had requested J to let me know when he was a certain distance from home so I could put corn dogs in the oven for him, this is the text exchange which followed:

J: Go ahead and  start making corn dogs now.

eris: How many do you wish to consume?

J: 5 please

eris: As you wish, sir.

J: Heh

eris: Would you also be desiring of a cold beverage in a can shortly upon your arrival?

J: More than likely, thank you.

eris: Shall I also summon one of your favourite girls from the consort's house, or will you be wishing to retire early?

J: Hmm, perhaps 2 from the consorts house, ensure that they are both good at fellatio and clothing washing.

eris: As you wish, sir.