In which there is silliness.

[hoveringsombrero]

I had requested J to let me know when he was a certain distance from home so I could put corn dogs in the oven for him, this is the text exchange which followed:

J: Go ahead and  start making corn dogs now.

eris: How many do you wish to consume?

J: 5 please

eris: As you wish, sir.

J: Heh

eris: Would you also be desiring of a cold beverage in a can shortly upon your arrival?

J: More than likely, thank you.

eris: Shall I also summon one of your favourite girls from the consort's house, or will you be wishing to retire early?

J: Hmm, perhaps 2 from the consorts house, ensure that they are both good at fellatio and clothing washing.

eris: As you wish, sir.