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[hoveringsombrero]

BOYFREND APLAKAYSHUN!!!!






name:
Age:
Birthday:
Location:
Sexual Preference:
Height:
Weight:
Body Type:
Eye color:
Hair Color:

Me...

Do you think im pretty?

Would u treat me good?

Would u cheat on me?

Would u talk to me a lot?

Would u use me?

interests

Favorite Bands:
Favorite Movies:
Religion:
Smoke?:
Drink?:
Drive?:
Job?:
Piercings/tattoos?:
Favorite type of music:
are you in a band?:
do you know how to play any musical instruments?:

Do u play any sports? which ones? (or have any hobbies)

extrassss:

If we were to date where would you take me on the first date?:
Why Are you Applying?:
One special thing about you:
One special thing about me:
Your favorite body part on me:
tell me your best qualities:
worst?:
Do you Cheat?:
Would you be Faithful?:

either or

makeout or sex:
cuddle or kiss:
power puff girls or spongebob:
britney or christina:
coke or pepsi:
burger king or mcdonalds:
disneyland or six flags:

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Name: J
Age: 26
Birthday: 2 days before yours
Location: 20 feet from you
Sexual Preference: lots
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 220ish
Body Type: pudgy
Eye color: dark brown
Hair Color: dark brown

Me...

Do you think im pretty?: usually

Would u treat me good?: probably not

Would u cheat on me?: what's the definition of cheat?

Would u talk to me a lot?: I would probably respond in grunts and random noises

Would u use me?: definition of use?

interests

Favorite Bands: Evanescence
Favorite Movies: Far too many
Religion: ideas are good beliefs are bad
Smoke?: Yep
Drink?: Yep
Drive?: When I have a car
Job?: Yep
Piercings/tattoos?: 1 tattoo piercings have closed up
Favorite type of music: eclectic
are you in a band?: nope
do you know how to play any musical instruments?: not really

Do u play any sports? which ones? (or have any hobbies) computerized killing of people count?

extrassss:

If we were to date where would you take me on the first date?: Green Door
Why Are you Applying?: It's fun
One special thing about you: I'm above average
One special thing about me: you're a full body erogenous zone
Your favorite body part on me: boobs
tell me your best qualities: I have intelligence
worst?: I don't use it
Do you Cheat?: I have
Would you be Faithful?: what's the definition of faithful

either or

makeout or sex: make out followed by sex?
cuddle or kiss: kissing is fun
power puff girls or spongebob: power puff girls
britney or christina: christina
coke or pepsi: coke
burger king or mcdonalds: burger king
disneyland or six flags: haven't been to six flags yet

[eris.livejournal.com]

Haha, well mister J-man,
we'll keep your application on file.



Don't call us, we'll call you.
Good Day, sir.

[projectx.livejournal.com]

are previous boyfriends allow to apply?

[(Anonymous)]

everyone is allowed to apply!

[eris.livejournal.com]

oops, the anon was a half awake me.

You want me!

[themattisgod.livejournal.com]

name: Matt
Age: 26
Birthday: 5/29
Location: Stockton
Sexual Preference: Girls
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 250-260
Body Type: Fatty
Eye color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown

Me...

Do you think im pretty? Depends on the day, some of the pictures I see are not the hotness.

Would u treat me good (well)? Sure, as long as you enjoy being ignored for school.

Would u cheat on me? It's possible, I think my wife might get pissy if I didn't.

Would u talk to me a lot? Probably not, I mean I would chat with you, but phone conversations would get expensive.

Would u use me? Would you like that?

interests

Favorite Bands: Johann Sebastian Bach, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, The Black Eye Peas, System of a Down, Beck...
Favorite Movies: Kingdom of Heaven, Sin City, Lucky Number Slevin...
Religion: Sure
Smoke?: Only when doing drugs
Drink?: Socially
Drive?: Yes
Job?: Yes
Piercings/tattoos?: Not one
Favorite type of music: If it sounds good I like it.
are you in a band?: Naw
do you know how to play any musical instruments?: Nope

Do u play any sports? which ones? (or have any hobbies) Mostly I just read school books and do homework.

extrassss:

If we were to date where would you take me on the first date?: I think maybe a park
Why Are you Applying?: It's a reason not to do my work or my homework.
One special thing about you: I am eclectic.
One special thing about me: Large boobies, and you posted a rape thirty picture.
Your favorite body part on me: Lets see, my favorite body part is my penis, so is this asking me to put my penis on you?
tell me your best qualities: Highly driven and very good at solving problems.
worst?: I have none!
Do you Cheat?: Not at cards or games.
Would you be Faithful?: Trick question!

either or

makeout or sex: Sex
cuddle or kiss: See previous question.
power puff girls or spongebob: Ren and Stimpy
britney or christina: Christina
coke or pepsi: 7up
burger king or mcdonalds: Taco Bell
disneyland or six flags: Universal Studios

I might be too much of a Gurl/and or Married to fill this out, but what the hell...

[fnord23.livejournal.com]

name:Amanda
Age:25
Birthday:August 23rd
Location:Indianapolis, IN
Sexual Preference:Bi
Height:5'4
Weight:150
Body Type:curvey
Eye color:green
Hair Color:burgundy

Me...

Do you think im pretty? yes

Would u treat me good? prob not :(

Would u cheat on me? by definition i would have to...

Would u talk to me a lot? nope i are bad boyfriend

Would u use me? for what?

interests

Favorite Bands:pink floyd
Favorite Movies:most gangster/sci fi, stoner comedy
Religion:Discordian
Smoke?:yes
Drink?:occasionally
Drive?:yep
Job?:Vet Tech
Piercings/tattoos?:5 ear piercings, 1 bear claw tat on mah boob
Favorite type of music:depends on my mood
are you in a band?:nah
do you know how to play any musical instruments?: nope

Do u play any sports? which ones? (or have any hobbies) not unless Extreme Dog Walking is a sport

extrassss:

If we were to date where would you take me on the first date?: Taco Bell, muthafucka
Why Are you Applying?:for shits and giggles
One special thing about you:I can cook
One special thing about me:You are ERIS!
Your favorite body part on me:hair
tell me your best qualities:I are a smart peach
worst?:occasionally a dumb onion
Do you Cheat?:sometimes....
Would you be Faithful?:no

either or

makeout or sex:makeout
cuddle or kiss:both together
power puff girls or spongebob:spongebob
britney or christina:christina
coke or pepsi:coke
burger king or mcdonalds:burger king
disneyland or six flags: six flags