Aren't boys cute?

eris: What if I'm falling asleep.
J: I'll still eat your shoulder if you don't go get me snacks
eris: I'll be asleep, I won't care.
J: but you'll wake up with like half our arm missing
J: and the other half laying in a pool of blood on the floor
eris: We share an arm?
J: the Y button didn't wanna work so I moved on
eris: By didn't wanna work you mean you didn't push it.
J: whatever
J: don't make me get whiny
J: i will get whiny if you don't go get me snack foods