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Dec. 11th, 2006
Not funny enough to actually embed.
Dec. 11th, 2006 04:54 pmBut look at the things in the corner its advertising.
At 9 seconds in, it totally says: Girl Cage $99.95.
At 9 seconds in, it totally says: Girl Cage $99.95.
I LOVE LAMP
Dec. 11th, 2006 05:11 pmIT IS NOW THE YELLING HOUR,
EVERYTHING MUST BE SAID(SLASH)TYPED AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE.
WE MAY EVEN YELL IN BOLD!!!!
EVERYTHING MUST BE SAID(SLASH)TYPED AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE.
WE MAY EVEN YELL IN BOLD!!!!
OMG DOM PARTICIPATES IN YELLING HOUR
Dec. 11th, 2006 05:43 pmeris: IT IS THE YELLING HOUR
eris: NOW WE ARE SHUNNING PROPER PUNCUATION
eris: WE LIKE RUNON SENTANCES WE SAY DEATH TO THE COMMA WE HATES IT
DOM: I PUT COMMAS IN MY BUTT
eris: THEN THAT IS APPARENTLY WHERE MY COMMAS DID GO
DOM: INSIDE MY ASS THEY ARE WITH SUMMER TIME AND A HANDFUL OF PENNIES THEY HAVE FUN WITH EACHOTHER AND I BELIEVE SUCK DICK LIKE IT IS GOING OUT OF STYLE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT PENNIES SUMMER AND COMMAS WOULD DO BUT SUCKING DICK SOUNDS MOST PLAUSIBLE
eris: IM PRETTY SURE THAT THINGS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN YOUR BUT IF THEY DO NOT SUCK DICK.
DOM: YOU MUST SUCK THIS MUCH DICK TO ENTER
DOM: PRETEND THAT I DREW SOME SORT OF DICK SUCKING GUIDE THERE THAT REPRESENTS HOW MUCH DICK MUST BE SUCKED
eris: I AM IMPRESSED AT YOUR IMPRESSIVE DICK SUCKING GRAPH
DOM: I WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT I DID NOT HAVE TO SUCK DICK TO GET INTO THE SCHOOL BUT I TAUGHT THEM THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS AND NOW THEY SUCK MY DICK TO TEACH AT THE SCHOOL THERE IS SO MUCH SUCKING ON MY DICK THAT IT HAS LIP GROOVES WORN INTO IT
DOM: MERT CLIMBED ONTO MY LAP AND I WAS PETTING IT AND SINGING THAT IT WAS MY MERT AND I WAS GOING TO BEAT IT WITH A DICK AND THEN IT GOT UP AND LEFT AND WENT BACK TO SITTING ON THE POWER SUPPLY BOX THINGY THAT PLUGS INTO MY LAPTOP TO WARM ITS CAT ASS
eris: ROUTER MERT KNOWS UR DOWNLOADING PORN
DOM: NOT ROUTER MERT POWER SUPPLY MERT THANKS PGE FOR WARM ASS
eris: YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE POSTED
DOM: IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE FUCKED BECAUSE ID RATHER GIVE THE FUCKING THAN BE FUCKED BECAUSE I DONE WANT DICK IN MY ORIFICI OR IS THAT ORIFICES I DONT KNOW FUCK THE APOSTROPHE TOO
eris: OMGMAYBE
eris: NOW WE ARE SHUNNING PROPER PUNCUATION
eris: WE LIKE RUNON SENTANCES WE SAY DEATH TO THE COMMA WE HATES IT
DOM: I PUT COMMAS IN MY BUTT
eris: THEN THAT IS APPARENTLY WHERE MY COMMAS DID GO
DOM: INSIDE MY ASS THEY ARE WITH SUMMER TIME AND A HANDFUL OF PENNIES THEY HAVE FUN WITH EACHOTHER AND I BELIEVE SUCK DICK LIKE IT IS GOING OUT OF STYLE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT PENNIES SUMMER AND COMMAS WOULD DO BUT SUCKING DICK SOUNDS MOST PLAUSIBLE
eris: IM PRETTY SURE THAT THINGS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN YOUR BUT IF THEY DO NOT SUCK DICK.
DOM: YOU MUST SUCK THIS MUCH DICK TO ENTER
DOM: PRETEND THAT I DREW SOME SORT OF DICK SUCKING GUIDE THERE THAT REPRESENTS HOW MUCH DICK MUST BE SUCKED
eris: I AM IMPRESSED AT YOUR IMPRESSIVE DICK SUCKING GRAPH
DOM: I WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT I DID NOT HAVE TO SUCK DICK TO GET INTO THE SCHOOL BUT I TAUGHT THEM THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS AND NOW THEY SUCK MY DICK TO TEACH AT THE SCHOOL THERE IS SO MUCH SUCKING ON MY DICK THAT IT HAS LIP GROOVES WORN INTO IT
DOM: MERT CLIMBED ONTO MY LAP AND I WAS PETTING IT AND SINGING THAT IT WAS MY MERT AND I WAS GOING TO BEAT IT WITH A DICK AND THEN IT GOT UP AND LEFT AND WENT BACK TO SITTING ON THE POWER SUPPLY BOX THINGY THAT PLUGS INTO MY LAPTOP TO WARM ITS CAT ASS
eris: ROUTER MERT KNOWS UR DOWNLOADING PORN
DOM: NOT ROUTER MERT POWER SUPPLY MERT THANKS PGE FOR WARM ASS
eris: YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE POSTED
DOM: IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE FUCKED BECAUSE ID RATHER GIVE THE FUCKING THAN BE FUCKED BECAUSE I DONE WANT DICK IN MY ORIFICI OR IS THAT ORIFICES I DONT KNOW FUCK THE APOSTROPHE TOO
eris: OMGMAYBE