Best.Survey.Ever.

Ganked from jennylee
This one was far too fun, I've put comments on all of them also.
The next song I got after the questions were over was NIN - Perfect Drug,
that one would have been nice for a few of the questions.

Mostly this is an interesting cross section of my mp3 collection.

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING, you must use the song that comes on.

1. How does the world see me?
Tech N9ne - I'm A Playah
(I could say here that I didn't cheat, but then I'd have to for every song,
this thing was too perfect, you'll see, read on.)


2. Will I have a happy life?
Kittie - Brackish
(Do screaming unintelligible girls count as happy?)


3. What do my friends really think of me?
Offspring - Bad Habit
(heh ... heh heh heh)


4. Do people secretly lust after me?
H.I.M. - Buried Alive By Love
(Very nice, I don't think I could have chosen a better one,
I probably have I'm too sexy in there somewhere though.


5. How can I make myself happy?
Code 415 - Drinking Games
(Woot! A local punk band comes to my rescue with BOOZE!)


6. What should I do with my life?
Dishwalla - Counting Blue Cars
(Um, ok, one ... two ... three .. four ... I can't imagine this pays very well)


7. Will I ever have children?
The Kowlaskis - Goodbye Daddy
(Damn skippy, saved by another local punk band,
no baby daddy for me!)


8. What is some good advice for me?
Green Day - Time Of Your Life
(Hmm, vague, "so make the best of this test and don't ask why"
This would have been better in answer to if I'll have a happy life)


9. How will I be remembered?
NIN - Right Where It Belongs
(This one, as answer to this question, rather distresses me)


10. What is my signature dancing song?
White Stripes - Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground
(This is a good answer to why you'll never see me in a hip hop club)


11. What do I think my current theme song is?
Eminem - Without Me
(God sent me to piss the world off! I would have totally chosen this one.)


12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
NIN - Closer
(You let me complicate you, this is not a shocker.)

13. What song will play at my funeral?
Evanescence - Going Under
(I hope this doesn't mean that I drown, that would suck)


14. What type of men/women do I like?
En Vogue - Free Your Mind
(HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my, excuse me, nope still laughing,
sorry can't stop laughing long enough for wit, this was too great)


15. What is my day going to be like?
Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken dreams
(This does not bode well .. but it's only me and I walk alone)


16. Will I ever have love again?
Madeleine Peyroux - In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning
(An oft-remade song, it's sweet but I don't think it's appropriate at all here,
or if it is I'm not admitting it, no quotes for you.)


17. What type of sex life do you have?
Type O Negative - Black #1
(There should be an overly dramatic gothy sex joke here,
but I love this song so much that I'm distracted, so sue me)


18. What song would be the title of my own porno movie?
Eminem - Just Lose It
(STOP, PAJAMA TIME! The second of the two em songs I have,
Oddly it works though.

Argle bargle.

I had stumbled across blog_sociology,
friended it, and have had it on my flist for a while now.
The most recent post was the final straw,
as I actively resisted snide comments along the lines of
"and what, exactly, would be the sociological import of your personal issues?"

I went and scanned back through the entry and realised how very trite the entries have been.
The etiquette of friending and such.

Enough of that,
very sad.

I was hoping to have a community to view which had interesting sociological discussions
about online communication, not whiny attempts to use academia to back up personal slights.

Sad.