Speechless.

I guess I'll find out if J ever reads this, after this post.

This is going to sound over reactionary,
but I feel like a mildly homophobic parent,
who has just found proof online that their son is gay.

I made a joke earlier that he never added me as a MySpace friend.
As you can see My MySpace is pretty much a joke.

So he told me the email he uses,
and I looked him up.

Jesus ... Funky ... Hitler ... Christ!

He has THE most annoying repeating animated gif background.
It gave me seizures.
And MyGod, his friends.
I have a 21 inch monitor with a screen resolution of 1280x1024
and their profiles made me SCROLL LEFT AND RIGHT.

I managed to leave before I left such comments as:
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!111one PLS KILL URSELF NOW KTHXDIE!!!!11

How can someone as nifty and cool as J ... commit such interweb atrocities?

My worldview has shattered.

If you don't hear from me it means that I've joined some religion which doesn't believe in technology.

I have lost my faith in the internets.