Speechless.

Feb. 7th, 2006 03:34 am
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I guess I'll find out if J ever reads this, after this post.

This is going to sound over reactionary,
but I feel like a mildly homophobic parent,
who has just found proof online that their son is gay.

I made a joke earlier that he never added me as a MySpace friend.
As you can see My MySpace is pretty much a joke.

So he told me the email he uses,
and I looked him up.

Jesus ... Funky ... Hitler ... Christ!

He has THE most annoying repeating animated gif background.
It gave me seizures.
And MyGod, his friends.
I have a 21 inch monitor with a screen resolution of 1280x1024
and their profiles made me SCROLL LEFT AND RIGHT.

I managed to leave before I left such comments as:
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!111one PLS KILL URSELF NOW KTHXDIE!!!!11

How can someone as nifty and cool as J ... commit such interweb atrocities?

My worldview has shattered.

If you don't hear from me it means that I've joined some religion which doesn't believe in technology.

I have lost my faith in the internets.

Date: 2006-02-07 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] super-lucky.livejournal.com
I thought it was myspace law that you had to have a background that gave people seizures? You seem to be breaking the law!

I hate myspace, so I totally agree with what you wrote in your "About Me" section.

weird religion

Date: 2006-02-08 02:18 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Jehovah's Witnesses are pretty technophobic, have fun!!!

Date: 2006-03-27 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tranzitionalpod.livejournal.com
found something that you might like on linkfilter
it states that it iz An anti-myspace, if you will.
http://www.ifuckinghateyou.com

haven't had to scroll over an i have a smaller
monitor. anyway, my 1st thots went to you!

haven't looked thru the whole thing so not
sure if it's any good or not, but i thot i'ld
post it in here for you regardless (o_o)

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