what?

eris is cooking?
yes
being raised vegetarian has it's advantages
except i fudged a little

i found some lentils
down in bottom of pantry
boiled 'em up last night
with plans of making pattys

after some thought i decided
to try to put some BEEF in
about a cup and a half of beef for
a 1lb package of lentils
(after cooking that's 1 part beef to 3 parts lentils)
spices
onions and garlic
an egg
worstishissershire sauce
heh
i could actually go get the bottle
and spell it properly
but i don't want to!

smells almost exactly like
the burgers made last night
and it's gonna last quite a while

if this turns out as good as it smells right now
i'm going to have a more difficult time
with the eris can't cook claim.

meh.

fly on the wall in erishouse

welcome to another exciting installment of
"if you were here"

peanut: "yeah, or you could always just be a fat fuck and go into work and eat your boss."

*blink*

oh, it's quite simple ...

If we scour the city and eat everyone's breakfast cereal, we shall have the strength to run across multiplatforms stapling hamburgers to trees. The resulting entourage of golf ball encyclopedias with everyone living in seventeen handbags! This will create an inverse tachyon pulse which will merge into a robot made of puppies, and that is our first step toward the revival of American Bandstand!

woo!

i'm one damn good lookin' strawberry!