oh, it's quite simple ...

[hoveringsombrero]

If we scour the city and eat everyone's breakfast cereal, we shall have the strength to run across multiplatforms stapling hamburgers to trees. The resulting entourage of golf ball encyclopedias with everyone living in seventeen handbags! This will create an inverse tachyon pulse which will merge into a robot made of puppies, and that is our first step toward the revival of American Bandstand!