ok, what theeee flying fuck?

regarding the news
if you know me pretty well this will sound familiar:

you: "hey eris did you see that thing about the thing on the news last night?"
me: "I don't watch that show"

well TV has been left on from earlier
because we're cooler than you and don't have a job with set schedules anymore
we've been up all night.

REGARDLESS
i've been listening to it out of the corner of my ear
(corner of my what?)

and so far all they're doing is ...
wait for it ..
*drumroll*

REPEATING THE FUCKING INTERNET!

they reported on gas prices and cited the site they'd collected the information from
there are other examples
but I'm trying very hard to forget and not listen

they also reported on that stupid hunting over the internet site
like it was new, and exciting news.

reminds me of galaxy quest
when gwen's only job was to repeat the computer.

"Look, I have ONE job on this lousy ship. It's STUPID, but I'm gonna do it, OKAY?"

ponders

once again i'm playfully accused of preferring mexicans
so i got thinking about it
and i made a list

turns out i'm right
it's dark hair not mexican

i've only had two natural blondes, one male one female
other than that it's been dark brown and black hair, all
and either pale or olivey skin

J was the darkest i think
!! i've been staring at my list
i ALWAYS leave out a girl
and it's never the same one
i just realized who this time
and fixed.

half/part mexicans denoted by (m)
ok, hair colours in order, mixed m/f:

blonde
dark brown
blonde
dark brown
dark brown
dark brown/black (m)
dark brown
black (m)
dark brown
dark brown (m)
dark brown/black


if you count people just dated
(or messed around with more than once)
that adds:
1 more blonde
5 more brown to dark browns
i *think*
may have left out some
none of the above added are mexican
two are italian
and one of the first list is italian

i can't figure that out statistically
can you?