HAPPY SABBATH

well we're off to church as soon as the mother arrives
*sigh*

she's taking us to the olive garden after

you gotta hand it to her, though
for being brave enough to take the
painted whore of babylon
into a Seventh-Day Adventist Church



my eyebrows do funny things when i raise them
or make distressed expressions

god, save me from your followers

This is not at all like the church i grew up in.
The dress and attitude are vastly different.

I'd like to be able to make some comment on the sermon thus far, but I cannot hear the pastor over the child noises, especially the ones in our pew.

church

( view from back seat of mother's car )

( does it make me horrible that i thought this might be a blow job reference? )

( the landscaping out side of the church, typical vegas, but pretty )

( this rock is fake, it's covering some pipes )

( my mother's feet didn't want to stay in her shoes )

( the lighting in the church was bad, as you can see i'm nonplussed by the whole situation )

( church is OVER, time for olive garden, the onion gets stuck! )

and lastly, outside the cuts
is me and mother's carnation she got at church
NOOCH!

in which eris pastes IM snippets

eris: i sent pictures of my feet to an advert wanting foot fetish models
DOM: Can I jizz on your feet?
eris: sure, if you pay me
eris: my feet are dirty dirty whores who'll do anything for money
DOM: Can I pay you in admiration and respect?
eris: BAHAHAHA
eris: i mean, no
DOM: Damn.
DOM: How about pieces of twine, a gopher, and three bottle caps?
eris: no
DOM: Ummm... damn

in which we celebrate the alleged haiku day

i heard a rumor from my friend, the kitty which whomps
that today was haiku day

in the interest of this alleged haiku day
i shall repost the glory which is dom haiku

once again to clarify
giblin and troy were co-workers
not possibly some erstwhile tv or net celeb
just peoples

NO LJ-CUT FOR YOU!!!

Hand-job, begging, please
Like a dope fiend, searing pain
Free me with fingers

Hand-job, Oh sweet bliss
Frantic fingers fondle me
Pain! Blood! Clip your nails!

Unf unf unf unf unf
Unf unf unf Hand-job unf unf
Unf unf unf unf unf

Blitzaffegottuhr
Das ist nicht mein baume
Hand-job fur immer

What job do hands do?
Wrist add-ons? Finger holder?
No! Phallus massage!

Penis meet Fingers
Fingers make it euphoric
Like Ravers on E

Dancing of digits
Frolicking fleshy courtship
Hand me a tissue

Delicate skin lute
Pluck me a sweet serenade
Music to my groin

Silent, stealthily
From shadows, strike without fail
Ninja Hand-Job Man

Heaven-sent caress
Divine and omnipotent
Manhood praises hands

Horrible movie
The worst gay porn ever made
Oh crap! It stars me!

Majestic penis
Noble and brave. Strong and proud.
I beat you with rocks.

Suxor my penis
Now you saucy bitch! Do it!
No, please do not bite.

Will you poop on me?
Please? I would gladly pay you.
Hey! Dibs on the corn!

Scrotum Soccer! Joy!
Fledgling player makes the shot...
Ejaculation!

Someone stalks giblin...
I could not guess why they would...
Did he pay them to?

My brain is hurting.
giblin makes me write haiku...
Else he won't spank me.

Rectal Platypus
He is what dreams are made of...
Naughty dreams... wet dreams...

I am Super Gay!
Behold my Llama of Doom!
I come for you Troy!

Coffee kills babies!
At least it does in Sweden
Evil Swedish Coffee!

Mystical Eggplant...
Give me your magic powers!
Crap. Now I'm purple.


Delicate fragrance...
From where does it come? From there!
Damn you Mongoloid!

Bumpy and red friends.
Dancing on my skin with glee.
I call them "Happies"

giblin is mighty.
Strong and powerful, however...
He hits like a girl.

My left hand is gay.
Sorry about your pants sir.
Restraining order?

I sit at my desk,
However I have no pants.
Casual Friday!

Chaos and hand-job.
They are both two syllables...
Coincidence? No.

Woman on YaHoo...
She looks like Ron Jeremy...
giblin is in love.

Restroom at my work
Fruity air-freshener... like...
Pissed on Fruit Loops.

See that Has-Mat suit?
It protects me from toxins...
Like... Ron Jeremy.

Leet Haiku skillz yo!
Funky fresh five seven five!
Word up syllable!

Plastic bag holds cat...
See it smile? It is content.
No... wait... it is dead.

in which eris has a fit of glee

i got models
I GOT MODELS
woot woot woot woot

just got a phone call from ever lovely fraisefinch
(no entries i know but the userpictures ARE her)

life had taken us in separate busy directions for a while
i'd texted her a few times but she was busy

she just now rang me up
and we had quite a talk

going to try to get together this weekend
get started on some head shots
and talk shoot plans

she also has a new friend who wants to model for me as well
fraisefinch says this friend looks like cameron diaz
and is very very pretty and fun

i trust her judgment

excited i am

i need a fan.