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Feb. 24th, 2003
hello livejournal will you post?
Feb. 24th, 2003 06:07 amworlds smallest website
link stolen from
nekotaku's journal
i must agree with the hurts my eyes sentiment
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link stolen from
nekotaku's journali must agree with the hurts my eyes sentiment
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hah! IMPOSTER!
Feb. 24th, 2003 12:54 pmrecently i've taken to reading OTHER people's friends lists because
frankly
you're not keeping up on the entertain eris thing very well lately
tsk tsk
so yeah
*ahem*
NOT ME![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
eris_dot_com
ok ok, i'll admit that lately i've been slacking on the goddess duties
but it's a side effect that comes with being in human form most of the time for now.
and i've been caught in the muck of mortal life far too much.
not very eris-like lately
but man, lets have a few examples of NOT ME over here, shall we?
"If you're paying attention you would notice how important you are. We all are. We are all unique. We are all important. Start focusing on that, okay?"
i don't think this needs a rebuttal, nice sentiment, just not very eris-ish
this entire entry, while making some nice points just isn't eris
#i it makes too much sense
#12 where's the hotdog?
#b there is no number b
#FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD what?
"Did you know that Eris is a pesce-vegetarian?"
WHAT? oh no, no no no no no
the sacrad chao is FOR EATING, it's a magic chao! there are steaks inside!
mu
it's like a shmoo it wants to be eaten
can you ever imagine me adding a modifier to the word vegetarian?
well a serious one?
to sum up, it's anenterinteresting journal
but without nonsense where is the profundity?
i sigh.
frankly
you're not keeping up on the entertain eris thing very well lately
tsk tsk
so yeah
*ahem*
NOT ME
eris_dot_comok ok, i'll admit that lately i've been slacking on the goddess duties
but it's a side effect that comes with being in human form most of the time for now.
and i've been caught in the muck of mortal life far too much.
not very eris-like lately
but man, lets have a few examples of NOT ME over here, shall we?
"If you're paying attention you would notice how important you are. We all are. We are all unique. We are all important. Start focusing on that, okay?"
i don't think this needs a rebuttal, nice sentiment, just not very eris-ish
this entire entry, while making some nice points just isn't eris
#i it makes too much sense
#12 where's the hotdog?
#b there is no number b
#FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD what?
"Did you know that Eris is a pesce-vegetarian?"
WHAT? oh no, no no no no no
the sacrad chao is FOR EATING, it's a magic chao! there are steaks inside!
mu
it's like a shmoo it wants to be eaten
can you ever imagine me adding a modifier to the word vegetarian?
well a serious one?
to sum up, it's an
but without nonsense where is the profundity?
i sigh.
conversating with biff
Feb. 24th, 2003 01:23 pmeris: how is skoooo?
Biff: k
Biff: school is my biznatch
eris: mah friend thinks you're cute
Biff: that's no good
eris: no?
Biff: no
eris: ok, my hot girlie friend hates your guts because the sound of the name biff makes her think of hot limes on a bobcat, which is a very traumatic childhood memory
Biff: that's better
eris: allrighty then
Biff: k
Biff: school is my biznatch
eris: mah friend thinks you're cute
Biff: that's no good
eris: no?
Biff: no
eris: ok, my hot girlie friend hates your guts because the sound of the name biff makes her think of hot limes on a bobcat, which is a very traumatic childhood memory
Biff: that's better
eris: allrighty then
DATE: 24.Feb.2003
TO: Sections A-Z InterWeb Circulation
FROM: The Management
RE: Eris' LiveJournal
To whom it may concern:
Pending further notice all public eris journaling services are suspended.
Eris is not O. K. Eris is not going to be O. K. for a while. This establishment has reached a point where talking and venting are no longer being a help but are in fact making things worse. The management and Eris herself are taking this time to make a few requests;
#1 If you see Eris outside of this journal she wishes that you speak to her as if she were a normal happy member of society. She will hear after only respond to questions like "How are you?" and "How are you doing?" with the socially acceptable response(s) of "Fine, and you?" "Good, we're having some nice weather here =) " etc. If further queried or accused of subterfuge Eris will change the subject or end the conversation.
#b Eris would please request that people refrain from all types of sympathy as she is simply trying to exist and would rather not be reminded of current situations. This is not to say she will not notice or appreciate, she will just not acknowledge at this time.
In the unlikely possibility of upon further review there was anything left out the management will publish an addendum. The management also wishes to apologize for any inconvenience suspension of regular services may cause, and you are welcome to contact Member Services at any time to discuss canceling your subscription to our services.
Happy Kwanza.
TO: Sections A-Z InterWeb Circulation
FROM: The Management
RE: Eris' LiveJournal
To whom it may concern:
Pending further notice all public eris journaling services are suspended.
Eris is not O. K. Eris is not going to be O. K. for a while. This establishment has reached a point where talking and venting are no longer being a help but are in fact making things worse. The management and Eris herself are taking this time to make a few requests;
#1 If you see Eris outside of this journal she wishes that you speak to her as if she were a normal happy member of society. She will hear after only respond to questions like "How are you?" and "How are you doing?" with the socially acceptable response(s) of "Fine, and you?" "Good, we're having some nice weather here =) " etc. If further queried or accused of subterfuge Eris will change the subject or end the conversation.
#b Eris would please request that people refrain from all types of sympathy as she is simply trying to exist and would rather not be reminded of current situations. This is not to say she will not notice or appreciate, she will just not acknowledge at this time.
In the unlikely possibility of upon further review there was anything left out the management will publish an addendum. The management also wishes to apologize for any inconvenience suspension of regular services may cause, and you are welcome to contact Member Services at any time to discuss canceling your subscription to our services.
Happy Kwanza.